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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by djstav, Oct 31, 2018.

  1. djstav

    djstav Active Member

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    Q: How many Christian's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: 3

    One to find something in the Bible about it.

    One to pray about it.

    And one to condemn it if it ever goes out again.
     
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    Dave L Well-Known Member

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    How many believers in "free will" does it take to change a light bulb? It takes only one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb must be willing to change.
     
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