I made my own proverb, check it out...

[dev553344]

I know, my proverbs are an acquired taste. Let me try another one:

 

[Rockerduck]

I'll Chinese it up for you:

A poor man is always rich at dollar store.

 

[dev553344]

 

[GTW27]

One day I was at work waiting on a customer. Like so many times before I heard the customer say." I will not buy that as it is made in China. I only buy things made in the U.S.A.".
And then I heard clearly on the inside, "Did not He who made the apple tree, also make the pear tree? And, did not He who made the pear tree, also make the fig tree? Does it matter who gathers the fruit there of?

 

[Rockerduck]

He that follows own dreams, walk in circles.

 

[dev553344]

He that follows own dreams, walk in circles.

Sleep walk to reach your dreams, it's easier that way!

 

[Rockerduck]

Man who sleep walk, wins race sooner.

 

[dev553344]

Dogs roll in dead things to smell better to dogs. Things die in ocean, man swims in ocean on hot day to smell better to man.

 

[Rockerduck]

Dog who smell own poop, become scent less.

Man who swim in ocean become fish bait.

 

[amigo de christo]

Moskitos are non-lethal feeders:

Tell that to the victims of malaria .

 

[dev553344]

Tell that to the victims of malaria .

That's not a proverb amigo, get with the program.

 

[amigo de christo]

That's not a proverb amigo, get with the program.

No , it was just a friendly reminder about that thar skeeter or mosquito .
But here is a proverb .
A man who follows the winds of franics is a man who ends up in a whirlwind of delusion .
But a wise man follows CHRIST and sound doctrine .

 

[dev553344]

No , it was just a friendly reminder about that thar skeeter or mosquito .
But here is a proverb .
A man who follows the winds of franics is a man who ends up in a whirlwind of delusion .
But a wise man follows CHRIST and sound doctrine .

Yes but Francis has a church with millions of people amigo. What does that say?

:

 

[Gottservant]

The life of the proverbial, is free of every snare (selah)

 

[Rockerduck]

A man who follows wind, is sometime blown away

 

[amigo de christo]

Yes but Francis has a church with millions of people amigo. What does that say?

:

actually billions . And it says many are decieved

 

[Lambano]

 

[dev553344]

When I was a kid, my brother farted really loud in church when it was a silent moment. When everyone turned to look to see who farted, he just pointed at my sister.

 

[Lambano]

When I was a kid, my brother farted really loud in church when it was a silent moment. When everyone turned to look to see who farted, he just pointed at my sister.

When I was a kid, my dog would invariably point out the culprit. Nobody could get away with it.

 

[GTW27]

He who sees not the storm coming, will be taken down by it.