I was once a male, trapped in a female body...

[Willie T]

……. but then my mother gave birth.

 

[Heart2Soul]

……. but then my mother gave birth.

Haha....well my ancestor was a female trapped in a man's body until God removed a rib and gave her a body of her own....

 

[Helen]

……. but then my mother gave birth.

Good one Willie ....you fool me...
....

 

[Prayer Warrior]

LOL, good one!

 

[Frank Lee]

That's like my grandfather has aids. One in each ear.

Or Red Skelton, "I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow then I awoke and my pillow was gone".

 

[Frank Lee]

Let's just open up a jokeathon!

My car quit running at a traffic light and I was trying to get it started. The guy behind me kept blowing his horn so finally I went back and told him "I can't get this thing started. You go try and I'll sit back here and lean on the horn" .

I don't get no respect! I'm tired of people passing me on the highway and pointing at my tires!

OK OK I quit!

 

[Frank Lee]

Well, one more of my droll cartoons!

We'll, perhaps two...


Maybe three...

 

[Helen]

That's like my grandfather has aids. One in each ear.

Or Red Skelton, "I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow then I awoke and my pillow was gone".

Goodness @Frank Lee you are 'on a roll 'today....
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine...and you are looking after our health today

Thank you.

 

[Frank Lee]

If I didn't try and keep laughing it would be Grim!

Like the famous philosopher Pogo said...We has met de enemy and dey is us!

 

[djstav]

……. but then my mother gave birth.

Willie, that is super creative.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

……. but then my mother gave birth.

that's one of the best...

 

[Prayer Warrior]

Well, one more of my droll cartoons!
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We'll, perhaps two...
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Maybe three...
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Seeing those armadillos in Frank Lee's post made me think of a joke. Have y'all ever heard of the Texas A&M Aggies? I grew up in Texas where we told Aggie jokes like this one. (If you don't like the joke, blame Frank Lee for posting the drawing of all those armadillos. )

How many Aggies does it take to eat a dead armadillo?

Answer: It takes three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars. :

 

[Frank Lee]

I'm a native born Texan Fannin county, Bonham.

 

[Mayflower]

I guess just because you are born in an oven doesn't make you a turkey.

 

[Prayer Warrior]

I'm a native born Texan Fannin county, Bonham.

Nueces County for me--Corpus Christi on the coast