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I was once a male, trapped in a female body...

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Willie T, Oct 10, 2018.

  1. Willie T

    Willie T Well-Known Member

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    ……. but then my mother gave birth.
     
  2. Heart2Soul

    Heart2Soul Well-Known Member

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    Haha....well my ancestor was a female trapped in a man's body until God removed a rib and gave her a body of her own....:D
     
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    "ByGrace" Well-Known Member

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    Good one Willie ....you fool me...
    .... LaughingSmiley.gif
     
  4. Prayer Warrior

    Prayer Warrior Well-Known Member

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    LOL, good one!
     
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  5. Frank Lee

    Frank Lee Well-Known Member

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    That's like my grandfather has aids. One in each ear.

    Or Red Skelton, "I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow then I awoke and my pillow was gone".
     
  6. Frank Lee

    Frank Lee Well-Known Member

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    Let's just open up a jokeathon!

    My car quit running at a traffic light and I was trying to get it started. The guy behind me kept blowing his horn so finally I went back and told him "I can't get this thing started. You go try and I'll sit back here and lean on the horn" .

    I don't get no respect! I'm tired of people passing me on the highway and pointing at my tires!

    OK OK I quit!
     
  7. Frank Lee

    Frank Lee Well-Known Member

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    Well, one more of my droll cartoons!
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    We'll, perhaps two...
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    Maybe three...
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  8. "ByGrace"

    "ByGrace" Well-Known Member

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    Goodness @Frank Lee you are 'on a roll 'today....
    A merry heart doeth good like a medicine...and you are looking after our health today :D

    Thank you.
     
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    Frank Lee Well-Known Member

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    If I didn't try and keep laughing it would be Grim!

    Like the famous philosopher Pogo said...We has met de enemy and dey is us!
     
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    djstav Active Member

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    Willie, that is super creative.
     
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    Rollo Tamasi Well-Known Member

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    that's one of the best...
     
  12. Prayer Warrior

    Prayer Warrior Well-Known Member

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    Seeing those armadillos in Frank Lee's post made me think of a joke. Have y'all ever heard of the Texas A&M Aggies? I grew up in Texas where we told Aggie jokes like this one. (If you don't like the joke, blame Frank Lee for posting the drawing of all those armadillos. :p)

    How many Aggies does it take to eat a dead armadillo?

    Answer: It takes three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars. :confused:
     
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  13. Frank Lee

    Frank Lee Well-Known Member

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    I'm a native born Texan Fannin county, Bonham.
     
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    I guess just because you are born in an oven doesn't make you a turkey. :D
     
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    Prayer Warrior Well-Known Member

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    Nueces County for me--Corpus Christi on the coast
     
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