It's OXYMORON time!

[Heart2Soul]

see post #48

Oops....lol

 

[Taken]

First Last
Last First

 

[Taken]

Hollow point
Sight unseen
Vibrating ring-tone
Graduate student
Weak muscle

Having a brain cramp...lol

 

[doctrox]

voluntary compliance
vaccines are safe and effective
plausible deniability

 

[Reggie Belafonte]

Anti-Semite. ?
There is no such thing at all in reality.
Stupid is, stupid does.

 

[Heart2Soul]

Civil War ...

That one always confused me as well....ain't nothin' civil about war.

 

[Heart2Soul]

So I want to share what motivated me to start this thread. My daughter, her friend and myself were in the car heading out to do some things and we were talking about how some people never get sick period.
And there are those who lived a wholesome clean lifestyle, never drinking or smoking or using illicit drugs and was the picture of health who came down with the Covid and 2 weeks later they died.
Then the opposite are out there doing whatever they want to do that live into their 90's.
We pondered is it genetics or a very strong immune system.
And my daughter said that she has a very STRONG immune system because she's been sick ALL her life...???... ....so I looked at her and said I think that is an oxymoron....and she then she realized what she said and busted out laughing and then we all were laughing.

I knew what she intended to say....lol...but it was funny hearing her say she had a strong immune system because she had been sick ALL her life.

So then I couldn't get examples of oxymorons out of my head and so I brought it to the forum. It's more fun when there is a crowd.

 

[bbyrd009]

seeking “bible contradictions” and contemplating the resolutions

 

[Raccoon1010]

Quantum Leap

 

[Taken]

Single pair
Oven fried
Halfway done

 

[Taken]

Hot water...heater

 

[Taken]

House boat
Cold hotdog
Priceless junk

 

[Taken]

Even odds

 

[Taken]

Half Dead

true story....no really, lol
I asked my sister’s g-son if he wanted to go with me to visit my mom.
He said no. I asked why not. He said because she is half dead. I said,
Oh, well, I’m going to visit the part that’s half alive.

 

[Wrangler]

Why do people always have time to do it right the 2nd time?

 

[Taken]

Why do people always have time to do it right the 2nd time?

Probably because they use hinky math and it’s really 6 or 7 times. :idk:

 

[Gottservant]

Bible basher

guilty party

low income

(it's funny how easily these come!)

 

[David in NJ]

vaxx
non-lethal injection

 

[Taken]

Same difference
Genuine fake

 

[Wrangler]

See attached