Jokes, fun and comedy

[Sabertooth]

I look forward to a day when a chicken can cross the road without having his or her motives questioned...!

 

[Debp]

I look forward to a day when a chicken can cross the road without having his or her motives questioned...!

Thanks for reminding me of this thread. I went back and rewatched several videos I posted on the previous page and was LOL again!

 

[Debp]

 

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[Debp]

Very funny British comedy sketch...

 

[amigo de christo]

Thanks for reminding me of this thread. I went back and rewatched several videos I posted on the previous page and was LOL again!

I look foreward to a day when one no longer has to wonder if its a woman .
Gone are the days of sanity . Growing up we used to watch cartoons like road runner
and wonder woman . Now a days ya got to wonder if its a woman under all that makeup and dress .
The bible is more hated than ever . And society is spiritaling out of control down hill and fast as total reprobation seems
to have set in . and man if one tries to stop the madness , society hollers hater and acts like they are the insane one .

 

[amigo de christo]

the lil dog . i used to mess with a tiny pomeranian . The owner would hold it
and i would real slowly go to softly pokes its rib .
it was funny sister . every time my finger would get close to its rib it would growl .
and if i touched it it would bark and bite at my finger .

 

[The Learner]

Hot glue is the easiest way to put styrofoam together.

If you can't get your ice cream out of the container, microwave your spoon. The warm spoon makes it so much easier to get the ice cream out!

Bleach only kills 99.9% of germs. If you want to be absolutely sure of killing all of them, you need to mix it with ammonia. Note: google cramine gas

 

[Debp]

I know what he feels like...

 

[Debp]

Living in Los Angeles I understand this...

 

[Debp]

This is funny...Star Wars pranks. The ones after the first prank are funniest.

 

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[Dan Clarkston]

I look forward to a day when a chicken can cross the road without having his or her motives questioned...!

I heard the chicken cross the road... to see men laying bricks!

 

[Debp]

A man from the city was reporting for a job at a residential home and knocked on the door. The owner wasn't home, but his pet parrot was. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes."

There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes.", said the man, starting to feel annoyed.

There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes...", said the man, starting to get a little angry. There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes!", shouted the man, now quite furious.

So furious in fact, that he suddenly had a heart attack and collapsed on the front stairs. The owners come home and are shocked to find a dead man on their steps. The wife says to the husband, "Well, who is it?" The parrot then replies, "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes!"

 

[The Learner]

A man from the city was reporting for a job at a residential home and knocked on the door. The owner wasn't home, but his pet parrot was. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes."

There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes.", said the man, starting to feel annoyed.

There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes...", said the man, starting to get a little angry. There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes!", shouted the man, now quite furious.

So furious in fact, that he suddenly had a heart attack and collapsed on the front stairs. The owners come home and are shocked to find a dead man on their steps. The wife says to the husband, "Well, who is it?" The parrot then replies, "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes!"

The 11th command is obey your wife

 

[TLHKAJ]

A man from the city was reporting for a job at a residential home and knocked on the door. The owner wasn't home, but his pet parrot was. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes."

There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes.", said the man, starting to feel annoyed.

There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes...", said the man, starting to get a little angry. There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes!", shouted the man, now quite furious.

So furious in fact, that he suddenly had a heart attack and collapsed on the front stairs. The owners come home and are shocked to find a dead man on their steps. The wife says to the husband, "Well, who is it?" The parrot then replies, "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes!"

I heard George Younce of the Southern Gospel group, The Cathedrals, tell one similar to this one years ago. :)