Kill or be killed

[Jay Ross]

Tell me true, do you think I resemble that remark?

LOL!!! If the hat fits, then you can wear it, but I was thinking that the hat's large size would better fit that Big Johnson boy.

 

[David in NJ]

That is the problem with some posters, they post to the point of intoxication / drunkenness, and it is this excess that is condemned.

we've all been there

 

[David in NJ]

I’m on a bit of a lark with @Jay Ross. It could end badly for me but I’m prepared for it if it should happen.

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* Making an estimate now on how many memes, cartoons, jokes, inspirational quotes ... maybe he’ll cut me some slack if the total is impressive enough. My attempt to use humor may not diffuse the situation. *

looks like you are tuning in to a higher freakwhency

 

[David in NJ]

Let’s not have any of that Welch’s grape juice nonsense. John 2:9-10:

9 Now when the headwaiter tasted the water which had become wine, and did not know where it came from (but the servants who had drawn the water knew), the headwaiter calls the groom,

10 and says to him, “Every man serves the good wine first, and when the guests are drunk, then he serves the poorer wine; but you have kept the good wine until now.”

The head waiter knew what “good wine”, the kind that tastes good until you get too buzzed to care what it tastes like, tastes like.

sweet zippiddy do-da

Well, back in those days you never were worried about getting a DWI

 

[Matthias]

looks like you are tuning in to a higher freakwhency

I composed a post explaining, let it sit for a few minutes, and decided not to share it with you and my readers. It was too heavy to lay on anyone here.

 

[David in NJ]

I composed a post explaining, let it sit for a few minutes, and decided not to share it with you and my readers. It was too heavy to lay on anyone here.

i know what you are possibly speaking of

 

[2bme]

 

[Riven]

 

[2bme]

Indeed.

 

[2bme]

Updated version:

 

[David in NJ]

Updated version:
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Roast duck = my favorite

 

[Big Boy Johnson]

He didn't just turn it into grape juice. Don't be ridiculous.

You can't prove that he didn't.

It's always comical to see the drunkards trying to defend their drunkenness

It sucks when you misread a post. Lol.

Well, then pay attention!

 

[Big Boy Johnson]

At least you get points for admitting you are insane.

 

[David in NJ]

You can't prove that he didn't.

It's always comical to see the drunkards trying to defend their drunkenness






Well, then pay attention!

"drink and be merry"

sounds like alcohol content in the happy juice

 

[Big Boy Johnson]

"drink and be merry"

sounds like alcohol content in the happy juice

Well then, drink up!

Enjoy thy drunkenness and thy false christ!

 

[David in NJ]

Well then, drink up!

Enjoy thy drunkenness and thy false christ!

“But take heed to yourselves, lest your hearts be weighed down with carousing, drunkenness, and cares of this life, and that Day come on you unexpectedly. For it will come as a snare on all those who dwell on the face of the whole earth. Watch therefore, and pray always that you may be counted worthy to escape all these things that will come to pass, and to stand before the Son of Man.”

 

[Big Boy Johnson]

“But take heed to yourselves, lest your hearts be weighed down with carousing, drunkenness, and cares of this life, and that Day come on you unexpectedly. For it will come as a snare on all those who dwell on the face of the whole earth. Watch therefore, and pray always that you may be counted worthy to escape all these things that will come to pass, and to stand before the Son of Man.”

Yes, let's not be drunken with worry, fear, and anxiety, or drunken on the booze either.

Both forms of drunkenness are sinful behavior.

 

[Jay Ross]

At least you get points for admitting you are insane.

I wonder whether or not you know where you laugh, first?

When asked by others what the first sign of insanity is, I would answer, "Talking with someone who is not all there.", and they were happy with that definition because they could claim that they were talking with me, even thought they were also claiming that I was either crazy or mad at the same time. It seemed to me that they had lost their laughing matter because of their reaction in their vain attempt to salvage their own sanity.​

Oh well, some people are really crazy.

 

[David in NJ]

I wonder whether or not you know where you laugh, first?

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When asked by others what the first sign of insanity is, I would answer, "Talking with someone who is not all there.", and they were happy with that definition because they could claim that they were talking with me, even thought they were also claiming that I was either crazy or mad at the same time. It seemed to me that they had lost their laughing matter because of their reaction in their vain attempt to salvage their own sanity.​

Oh well, some people are really crazy.

You know, the same thing happened to me the other day!

I was in my room by myself having this in depth conversation with the other guy when he rudely interrupts me and says:
"Stop talking to me as if I'm not really here"

To which I responded: "If I'm not talking to you then whose been talking to me?

That was the last I ever heard of that guy. It's a shame! I never did get his name.............

 

[Jesus Wept]

Murder is something I have begun taking into serious consideration.

Why?

Because those people who believe they are good are doing the most harm today.

Sir, I learned a long time ago, if I was to run around kicking everyone's butt that had a butt whoopin' coming, it would be a full time job. I don't have that kind of time or energy.

I also learned why God tells us to pray for our enemies, we were once His enemies.

Its said that abortion takes two lives, the same is often true of murder, please take a deep breath and seriously consider what it is that you are considering.

And flee bitterness like you would a charging lion. Bitterness is like drinking poison while hoping someone else dies.