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How many wives does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just waits till her husband comes home from the pub a bit light-headed and plugs him in.
 

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What I remember most about my dad’s jokes is my mother’s reaction. While everyone else was howling at one of his punch lines, my mom would always respond, “Bernard, no one thinks you’re funny.”
 

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Sue and Pete have an agreement… they never go to sleep angry with each other. They’ve been awake now for nearly six months.