Speaking of immigration to Australia, I seriously thought of emigrating there some years ago to help civilise them, but they told me they were only accepting applications from people who had a trade and job to go to, which I didn't, huh you try to be nice (sniffle)...
Oh well, I could always try to emigrate to America, my best bet would be to marry an American widow off one of the cruise liners that dock here in Plymouth UK and go live with her on her ranch, she can rope me, throw me and brand me anytime she likes..:)
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