Only in America

[Christina]

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of > the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. > > > Only in America ......do people order > double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. > > > On ly in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. > > > Only in America .......do we leave cars > worth thousands of dollars in the > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > > > Only in America .......do we buy hot dogs in packages of te n and buns in packages of eight. > > > Only in America .......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucki ng creatures'. > > > Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. > > > > EVER WONDER .... > > > Why the sun lightens our hair, > but darkens our skin ? > > > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > > Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? > > > Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? > > > Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? > > > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? > > > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > > > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? > > > > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > > > > W hy did n't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? > > > > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? > > > You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! > > > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > > Why are they called apartments when > they are all stuck together? > > > > > If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? > > > If flying is so safe, > why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

[Thunder1]

Funny stuff , kriss ! I've heard some of them. And many of them applies to Australia too.

 

[TenderTrue]

I loved that. It gave me a right good giggle. Hah!

 

[Jesus_Child]

hahahah you know all the funny stuff

 

[ForYou]

Us Americans are pretty weird eh?

God Bless America haha

 

[Ek Pyros]

Creed has a revelant song about America."Only in America we stamp our God 'In God We Trust'."

 

[transparent_opacity]

Love those, Made me laugh. I'll have to pass that along to a few people.

 

[Inhishands]

lol, love those