The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!
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Someone excitedly told me today that this is “Shark Week”. I don’t know; maybe it is.
In honor of “Shark Week” (whenever it may be), I present from this date in history (July 21, 1954) -
* If any sharks are reading this post, rest assured that I mean no offense to you. *
In honor of “Shark Week” (whenever it may be), I present from this date in history (July 21, 1954) -
* If any sharks are reading this post, rest assured that I mean no offense to you. *
* If I had ever caught someone doing that, I would have calmly countered it with my ringtone. *
* I worked for the machine. I felt like that just about every night. *
* They wouldn’t have to if I said it. I can’t lie with a straight face. *
* And that’s on a good night. I’ve seen and heard too much evil in my life. *
* I love olives. I’d eat them in a bowl of cereal if my wife wouldn’t put up such a fuss about it. *
Behold
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An atheist scientist came to God and said, “We’ve figured out how to make a man without you.” God said, “OK, let me see you do it.” So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, “Oh, no you don’t.....Get your own dirt!”
Behold
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Two well-worn bills arrived at the Federal Reserve Bank to be retired – a $100 and a $1. As they traveled down the conveyor belt, they struck up a conversation. The hundred reminisced about the interesting life he had, traveling all over the country. “I’ve been to the finest restaurants, Broadway shows, Las Vegas, and amusement parks,” he said. “I even want on a Caribbean cruise once. Where have you been?” “Oh,” said the one dollar bill, “I’ve been to a Methodist church, an Episcopal church, a Baptist church, and a Lutheran church.” “What’s a church?” asked the hundred.
