The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

* Adding this one to my repertoire. *

 

[Matthias]

* I live close enough to Fort Knox that I can sometimes hear the low rumbling of tanks firing in the distance. Harley is about to drown it out. *

 

[Matthias]

* Well, now I have his other problem playing in my head for the rest of the day. *

 

[Matthias]

* Going to or coming from, the government kept my hands tied. *

 

[Matthias]

* We call them Stooge fish where I come from. *

 

[Matthias]

* It‘s like that sometimes on internet discussion forums. *

 

[Matthias]

* It’s also like that sometimes on internet discussion forums. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Tonto knows something. *

 

[Matthias]

* I got the memo, but what? *

 

[Matthias]

* He looks great for a 98-year-old. The Grim Reaper isn’t buying it. *

 

[Matthias]

* I keep books on the mantel. Any unexpected visitor at my house knows I’ve been reading. *

 

[Debp]

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* I got the memo, but what? *

Reminds me of someone. (Word Salad.)

 

[Matthias]

* I may be showing my ignorance here but (here goes) - aren’t escalators always stairs? *

 

[Matthias]

* Cats are in cahoots with the furniture store? I don’t know but now I’m leaning that way. *

 

[Matthias]

* I guess it might work for some people but this isn’t the solution I’m looking for. *

 

[Matthias]

* Wrong ark. *

 

[Matthias]

* I tried it once. It’s harder, but not much harder. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Right place, wrong time. Someone has it in for the duck. *