The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

* My guess? That someone is the cat. *

 

[Matthias]

* Nudge the bird, Ruth. If you hit the bird, the bird will fight back. *

 

[Matthias]

* Is a well-read monster more dangerous or less dangerous than a generic, run-of-the-mill, monster? *

 

[Matthias]

* Shaken, of course. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Spaghetti without meatballs, coming right up. *

 

[Matthias]

* Color me skeptical. *

 

[Debp]

@Matthias I don't know why I didn't get notified about your new memes. Had to catch up with three pages!

 

[Matthias]

* Bless their heart. We’re making progress. *

 

[Matthias]

* The next round of snow hits here tomorrow and it never yet has shoveled itself. Pace yourself and Geronimo! *

 

[Matthias]

* Have shovel. Will travel. No shovel. No travel. *

 

[Matthias]

* Tentative working title for Volume 2 of my autobiography. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Why? Because you just don’t know what tomorrow might bring. *

 

[Matthias]

* I have a ringtone that takes care of it if the band happens to be on a break. *

* Accidentally went off in a regulatory enforcement meeting one day and cemented my reputation. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* I am because I think I am. *

 

[Matthias]

* Simplified book loan flow chart. *

 

[Debp]

Leslie Nielsen scene from Airplane.

 

[talons]

Snow coming to my neck of the woods , it can put your day on it's head sometimes .