The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!
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Ritajanice
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OMGoodness..that made me laugh!...did you see him at the very end, when she asked him if he would like an “ ice cube”...LOL.LOL...that had me in stitches!.
Ritajanice
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I’m fine; just very busy away from the Board. Others, like yourself, have been tending to it well in my absence. It’s good medicine. I hope you and they will keep it up. I’ll be posting some from time to time.
Joe was opening a new business, and one of his friends decided to send flowers for the occasion.
The flowers arrived and Joe read the card. It said, "Rest in Peace." Joe, enraged, called the florist to complain.
The florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
The above just reminded me of something. When my mom was in the hospital, a friend sent her flowers. The flowers never arrived although the florist said they were delivered.
After my friend and myself spent many efforts trying to track down the flowers (phoning, talking with security guards at entrance, talking with nurses on mom's floor....my friend finally found out the flowers were delivered to the Children's Hospital next door. My mom was at Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital.
The flowers arrived and Joe read the card. It said, "Rest in Peace." Joe, enraged, called the florist to complain.
The florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
The above just reminded me of something. When my mom was in the hospital, a friend sent her flowers. The flowers never arrived although the florist said they were delivered.
After my friend and myself spent many efforts trying to track down the flowers (phoning, talking with security guards at entrance, talking with nurses on mom's floor....my friend finally found out the flowers were delivered to the Children's Hospital next door. My mom was at Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital.
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet cat for company.
One day the cat died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me cat is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass fer the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane, and there's no telling what they believe. Maybe they will do something fer the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $1,000 is enough to donate fer the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the cat was Catholic?
One day the cat died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me cat is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass fer the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane, and there's no telling what they believe. Maybe they will do something fer the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $1,000 is enough to donate fer the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the cat was Catholic?
