The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

 

[ProverbsInPink]

Reading that I knew I'd heard that before.



Mitch was a unique talent.

 

[Matthias]

 

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[St. SteVen]

Before the divorce is finalized, if I were the judge I'd have to ask him,how he confused his wife for the dog.

"Your honor, it was the panting and slobbering. I knew I needed to get the dog out of the house ASAP!"

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[Matthias]

* That’s just super, man. *

 

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* That’s just super, man. *

Give that guy a promotion!

 

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He can read. Give him a break.

 

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His face when he slowly looked up and saw the monkey.

 

[Matthias]

* No. I’m always cognizant of the fact that I’ve been tying my shoelaces for 60+ years. *

 

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* No. I’m always cognizant of the fact that I’ve been tying my shoelaces for 60+ years. *

Yes. Which is why Kamala's advisors told her to always wear slip-ons while campaigning.

Rumor has it she's making another run in 2028.

My favorite Kamgaffe. It never gets old.
And she was serious too.