The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

A lexophile walked into a bookstore and asked for something light.

The clerk handed over a thesaurus. The lexophile said. Perfect—now I can weigh every word carefully.

 

[JustMe]

A lexophile walked into a bookstore and said I’m looking for a novel about procrastination. The clerk replied .

We have one but you might want to wait to read it. The lexophile smiled and said Perfect I love a good pun that makes me do nothing.

 

[Matthias]

 

[JustMe]

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

 

[JustMe]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

[Debp]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Debp]

 

[Debp]

 

[Debp]

 

[Debp]

 

[JustMe]

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?

 

[JustMe]

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

 

[JustMe]

I went into a book shop and asked the saleswoman where the help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

 

[JustMe]

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. She got up and closed the blinds.

 

[Matthias]