Praise the King and friend of the Lord continued onward in their journey .
As the gemmer of gems flew over head dropping daily her gems .
As they continued they came unto a place set aside on the side of a hill .
Friend of the Lord approached and noticed upon the door
the words written , Come ye and enter into these chambers
all who are exhausted and tired and i shall give you unity for your souls .
As friend of the Lord and praise the King continued towards the door ,
the comforter suddenly appeared and bid them to stop .
The gemmer of gems had landed her plane and was now present with them all .
And praise the King then said , why did you bid us to stop .
The sign says its for weary and tired travelers . Should we not enter in for the night
and have our rest .
To which the comforter replied . YE did not see the paths unto that door .
What paths exclaimed Friend of the Lord . To which the comforter
said , behold all these paths . And both praise the king and frienduff
and also the gemmer said , But all we see are these many thorn and briar
groves which lead unto the building .
To which the comforter said , FOR they are the paths of those
who do birth briars and thorns . It is a path
that at its end shall be burned as will all who do enter that door unto which it leads .
About that time a few fellows came out .
IT was ELIMINATOR himself . He was busying singing and cheerful and had his mug
full of the brew that was given unto all who do enter her chambers .
He was singing , OH LOVE , OH LOVE , we are one , we are one .
LEt us eat and drink , let us be merry for we have found the paths of paths unto
the broad way of this God of love .
And He, ELIMINATOR , was singing we are ILLUMINATED and know the one true God
And He was not alone . There were several others ,
One called wayward child and the other pepes fragrance .
And they spotted Praise the king and frienduff and the gemmer .
And exclaimed , What have ye to do with us ye non conformers .
To which the gemmer replied , we conform to JESUS , we conform
to HIS teachings , His sayings and the teachings of the wonderful bible .
SHUT ye your soup cooler said Eliminator . We have the knowledge
For we stepped into the shack at the beginning of our path . And ye did not .
We are the body said Eliminator and so are all the religoins
whether muslim , buddist , atheist , witches , pagan or belial .
SO long as they have love and heed our doctrine they are fine .
To which the gemmer said , You teach contrary doctrine
and lies which go against Christ . For you teach
the muslims worship the same GOD as we christains .
But , she continued , They claim GOD has no SON
they do not recognized the deity of Christ , nor do they submit
unto HIM as the only way to be saved . THUS , she said , THEY are of their
Father the devil . For only those who confess Christ by mouth
and beleive from the heart that GOD has rose Him from the dead
Are and shall be saved .
Well , well , added The twins , for both pepe and wayward child were twins
in heart , It is you and your friends that have no knowledge .
Here let my brother pepe spray you with some of our doctrine .
So pepe sprayed them with His doctrine and both eliminator
and wayward child were just sniffing it up and loving it .
But once it entered into the noses of praise the king ,
the gemmer of gems and frienduff they began to gag most fierce .
And they said unto the comforter , HOW is it that they breath this in so well
and yet we cough and gag and puke at its smell . And who is this pepe .
SO the comforter said , PEPE is the sprayer of dung doctrine
and like a skunk it knows not that its spray is nasty . For to a skunk its hole has no nasty odor . But unto those
who are not of the way ward children , to them its a big stink .
For so his name is PEPE LE POO POO . And his doctrine
is foul to the nose of a lamb .
The comforter then said unto Praise the king , frienduff and gemmer
I See you all have been staying in the scroll . For i put a love of that scroll
upon your hearts . It contains the Inspired Words of GOD within
and by my power it shall make you wise unto salvation through
your faith in Christ .
About that time more and more fellows came staggering out of the building .
And they began to holler unto the three friends , AWAY with you .
You have come here with those reminders in that scroll . That outdated
scroll that is no longer relevant . Now ye must offer up
one of you so that the other two can live . FOR we will kill one of you .
And some cried , KILL THE GEMMER , KILL HER
all she ever does is bring those reminders of the scroll that they all cling too .
And others said KILL that friend of the LORD , he always warns against us
and our love and unity and others said , KILL that praise the King
HE always encourages us to praise GOD through all times whether good or bad .
SO there was a divison amonst them . IT was then that the COMFOTER
said RUN . SO they all ran . The gemmer broke away
to head to her plane . Friend of the LORD
and praise the king were running unto the path into the wilderness .
They ran and ran . About that time they heard screams
KILL the gemmer , kill her .
The heard the plane engine kicking on .
It was then that friend of the LORD told his friend praise the King , you must continue
on the path , i must go and try and help my dear sister to escape .
So frienduff ran back and started hollering at the crowd
to distract them from the gemmer .
They took off from the attack against the gemmer
and began To go in pursuit friend off the Lord into the wilderness .
The gemmer fired up the plane and took to the sky .
Upon looking down she could see the troops advancing
upon friend of the Lord and were gaining ground .
She could see that praise the King was safely in the woods .
As the crowds drew nearer and near unto frienduff
she could hear him yell , GO ONWARD SISTER , GEM till the final breath .
Pick up our friend praise the King and you all continue
on the path .
The crowd caught up to friend of the Lord .
And began chanting away with HIM .
As the gemmer swooped down to pickup
praise the King she could hear Eliminator
saying , WHY on earth do you have such a grand smile upon your face .
We have caught you and surrounded you and now ye shall surely suffer at our hands
and then we shall kill you . SO tell us why are you so happy .
TO which frienduff said To live is CHRIST to die is gain .
And then they yelled burn this man alive . And eliminator said
IF ye shall join the R double C and swear allegiance to the all inclusive god
then ye shall not suffer in the fire nor die .
TO which frienduff said , IF i submit to the all inclusive God
i shall both suffer and die and a far worse fate than your mere fire and death .
You speak , said frienduff , of a fire that burns for maybe thirty minutes
and a death which takes perhaps five to ten minutes to die .
YET you yourselves are IGNORANT of the FIRE and the second
death which shall endure forever unto all who rejected the biblical CHRIST and HIS biblical gospel .
About that time the people began to marvel at
how many flowers were suddenly springing up
all around them . And they heard the voice o yet another sister
another gemmer saying , ITS MAY and Behold the Flowers .
And they said what is this voice and what are these flowers
and ELIMINATOR said , Its mayflower let us kill that wench . .
The story continues on , Lord willing , at a later date .
As the gemmer of gems flew over head dropping daily her gems .
As they continued they came unto a place set aside on the side of a hill .
Friend of the Lord approached and noticed upon the door
the words written , Come ye and enter into these chambers
all who are exhausted and tired and i shall give you unity for your souls .
As friend of the Lord and praise the King continued towards the door ,
the comforter suddenly appeared and bid them to stop .
The gemmer of gems had landed her plane and was now present with them all .
And praise the King then said , why did you bid us to stop .
The sign says its for weary and tired travelers . Should we not enter in for the night
and have our rest .
To which the comforter replied . YE did not see the paths unto that door .
What paths exclaimed Friend of the Lord . To which the comforter
said , behold all these paths . And both praise the king and frienduff
and also the gemmer said , But all we see are these many thorn and briar
groves which lead unto the building .
To which the comforter said , FOR they are the paths of those
who do birth briars and thorns . It is a path
that at its end shall be burned as will all who do enter that door unto which it leads .
About that time a few fellows came out .
IT was ELIMINATOR himself . He was busying singing and cheerful and had his mug
full of the brew that was given unto all who do enter her chambers .
He was singing , OH LOVE , OH LOVE , we are one , we are one .
LEt us eat and drink , let us be merry for we have found the paths of paths unto
the broad way of this God of love .
And He, ELIMINATOR , was singing we are ILLUMINATED and know the one true God
And He was not alone . There were several others ,
One called wayward child and the other pepes fragrance .
And they spotted Praise the king and frienduff and the gemmer .
And exclaimed , What have ye to do with us ye non conformers .
To which the gemmer replied , we conform to JESUS , we conform
to HIS teachings , His sayings and the teachings of the wonderful bible .
SHUT ye your soup cooler said Eliminator . We have the knowledge
For we stepped into the shack at the beginning of our path . And ye did not .
We are the body said Eliminator and so are all the religoins
whether muslim , buddist , atheist , witches , pagan or belial .
SO long as they have love and heed our doctrine they are fine .
To which the gemmer said , You teach contrary doctrine
and lies which go against Christ . For you teach
the muslims worship the same GOD as we christains .
But , she continued , They claim GOD has no SON
they do not recognized the deity of Christ , nor do they submit
unto HIM as the only way to be saved . THUS , she said , THEY are of their
Father the devil . For only those who confess Christ by mouth
and beleive from the heart that GOD has rose Him from the dead
Are and shall be saved .
Well , well , added The twins , for both pepe and wayward child were twins
in heart , It is you and your friends that have no knowledge .
Here let my brother pepe spray you with some of our doctrine .
So pepe sprayed them with His doctrine and both eliminator
and wayward child were just sniffing it up and loving it .
But once it entered into the noses of praise the king ,
the gemmer of gems and frienduff they began to gag most fierce .
And they said unto the comforter , HOW is it that they breath this in so well
and yet we cough and gag and puke at its smell . And who is this pepe .
SO the comforter said , PEPE is the sprayer of dung doctrine
and like a skunk it knows not that its spray is nasty . For to a skunk its hole has no nasty odor . But unto those
who are not of the way ward children , to them its a big stink .
For so his name is PEPE LE POO POO . And his doctrine
is foul to the nose of a lamb .
The comforter then said unto Praise the king , frienduff and gemmer
I See you all have been staying in the scroll . For i put a love of that scroll
upon your hearts . It contains the Inspired Words of GOD within
and by my power it shall make you wise unto salvation through
your faith in Christ .
About that time more and more fellows came staggering out of the building .
And they began to holler unto the three friends , AWAY with you .
You have come here with those reminders in that scroll . That outdated
scroll that is no longer relevant . Now ye must offer up
one of you so that the other two can live . FOR we will kill one of you .
And some cried , KILL THE GEMMER , KILL HER
all she ever does is bring those reminders of the scroll that they all cling too .
And others said KILL that friend of the LORD , he always warns against us
and our love and unity and others said , KILL that praise the King
HE always encourages us to praise GOD through all times whether good or bad .
SO there was a divison amonst them . IT was then that the COMFOTER
said RUN . SO they all ran . The gemmer broke away
to head to her plane . Friend of the LORD
and praise the king were running unto the path into the wilderness .
They ran and ran . About that time they heard screams
KILL the gemmer , kill her .
The heard the plane engine kicking on .
It was then that friend of the LORD told his friend praise the King , you must continue
on the path , i must go and try and help my dear sister to escape .
So frienduff ran back and started hollering at the crowd
to distract them from the gemmer .
They took off from the attack against the gemmer
and began To go in pursuit friend off the Lord into the wilderness .
The gemmer fired up the plane and took to the sky .
Upon looking down she could see the troops advancing
upon friend of the Lord and were gaining ground .
She could see that praise the King was safely in the woods .
As the crowds drew nearer and near unto frienduff
she could hear him yell , GO ONWARD SISTER , GEM till the final breath .
Pick up our friend praise the King and you all continue
on the path .
The crowd caught up to friend of the Lord .
And began chanting away with HIM .
As the gemmer swooped down to pickup
praise the King she could hear Eliminator
saying , WHY on earth do you have such a grand smile upon your face .
We have caught you and surrounded you and now ye shall surely suffer at our hands
and then we shall kill you . SO tell us why are you so happy .
TO which frienduff said To live is CHRIST to die is gain .
And then they yelled burn this man alive . And eliminator said
IF ye shall join the R double C and swear allegiance to the all inclusive god
then ye shall not suffer in the fire nor die .
TO which frienduff said , IF i submit to the all inclusive God
i shall both suffer and die and a far worse fate than your mere fire and death .
You speak , said frienduff , of a fire that burns for maybe thirty minutes
and a death which takes perhaps five to ten minutes to die .
YET you yourselves are IGNORANT of the FIRE and the second
death which shall endure forever unto all who rejected the biblical CHRIST and HIS biblical gospel .
About that time the people began to marvel at
how many flowers were suddenly springing up
all around them . And they heard the voice o yet another sister
another gemmer saying , ITS MAY and Behold the Flowers .
And they said what is this voice and what are these flowers
and ELIMINATOR said , Its mayflower let us kill that wench . .
The story continues on , Lord willing , at a later date .
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