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The Pun thread

Discussion in 'Christian Forum Games' started by Josho, Oct 30, 2019.

  1. Josho

    Josho Millennial Christian Staff Member

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    Post your puns here, and let's have a puntastic thyme.
     
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    Mungo Well-Known Member

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    That sounds phun.
     
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    farouk Well-Known Member

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    Works in English, but not in translation...

    Jacques Derrida, the French philosopher whose work contained a lot of puns, was awarded an honorary doctorate by Cambridge University, England amidst the perplexity of some there who could not understand why the substance of what he wrote was inexpressible in English...
     
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  4. Josho

    Josho Millennial Christian Staff Member

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    Oregano plant oregano and sing a grate nursery rind while dough n sew?

    I may have took that one a bit far hahaha.
     
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    farouk Well-Known Member

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    Quite a tongue-twister...
     
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    farouk Well-Known Member

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    Yssel Longwy Thau Tielt Pereyre
    Yssel Longwy Turgot

    (It's a long way to Tipparary...etc...)
     
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    farouk Well-Known Member

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    @Josho : So I'm sure you must have more puns in your repertoire... :)
     
  8. Josho

    Josho Millennial Christian Staff Member

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    Must be the Welsh way of saying it.

    Here's a couple of Aussie ones.

    "War of the gulls"
    "Warn them bulls"

    Punnin' them town names. Warragul and Warrnambool.
     
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    farouk Well-Known Member

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    @charity So are you into puns, as it happens? :)
     
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    What's the one for the name of the language spoken around Uluru / Ayers Rock? Pitjantjatjara, or something?
     
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    Josho Millennial Christian Staff Member

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    Ye I think so, how did you know that? Hahaha
     
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    farouk Well-Known Member

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    Oh I'm a dustbin of useless knowledge...
     
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    farouk Well-Known Member

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    Try to say:"HOW NOW BROWN COW"...
     
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    charity Well-Known Member

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    Hi there @farouk,

    I am not clever enough I'm afraid.

    :)
     
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    farouk Well-Known Member

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    Oh all you need to be is an enjoyer of other ppl's puns...I enjoy them...:)
     
  16. Josho

    Josho Millennial Christian Staff Member

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    I have beans everywhere man. (that's was alibi the way, sorry) ;)
     
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    Taken Well-Known Member

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    Wife to husband:
    Honey I'm cold, it's always cold in the house.

    Husband to wife;
    Go stand in the corner, it's always 90 degrees.

    Glory to God,
    Taken
     
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    charity Well-Known Member

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    Q) Where was Solomon's temple?

    A) Above his eyes.
     
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    Taken Well-Known Member

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    Recently went to a wedding. It was so emotional, even the wedding cake was in tiers.

    Glory to God,
    Taken
     
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    Taken Well-Known Member

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    What on Earth are you Doing...
    For Heaven's Sake?

    Glory to God,
    Take
     
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