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There's a fine line between numerator and denominator .
 

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I was going to start a herb garden...
But I couldn't find the thyme.
 
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Silly Sally was taking her baby for a stroller ride. The stroller got away from her and was rolling down the hill. Silly Sally had no worries...She knew there was A stop sign there.
 
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It was Bill's 1st birthday, he got a single bill for his birthday present.
 
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Did you hear about the guy that won a trip over to Tokyo? Apparently he tripped over his toe, lost a key, and shouted O!!!! nooo!
 
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Some guy walked into a Vinyl store and asked if he could order 10 metres of Vinyl.
 
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
 

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Do you know why most gynecologists don't complete their degrees in the States?
They prefer to study abroad...!
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