The Pun thread

[Sabertooth]

An attorney and his wife decided to adopt a Kishu. Being a Japanese breed of dog, they wanted to give her a name that sounded consistent with her nation of origin. After some time, they finally agreed to a name,...

Spoiler: So, what did they call her...!?

Sosumi!

 

[tabletalk]

Did you hear about the guy that won a trip over to Tokyo? Apparently he tripped over his toe, lost a key, and shouted O!!!! nooo!

That's 2/3's of a pun: P U !

 

[quietthinker]

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[Josho]

"The moon looks a little upset tonight, it must be going through a phase." - Wayne Butler.

 

[Angelina]

Why do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Unlike Canada’s, which I could take or leaf.

 

[Heart2Soul]

What day of the week is the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday, all the rest are weak days.

 

[Heart2Soul]

What day of the week is the saddest?
Sadderday.

 

[Heart2Soul]

What 2 days of the week start with a T?
Today and Tomorrow.

 

[quietthinker]

What day of the week is the saddest?
Sadderday.

and why is that?

 

[Space_Karen]

What day of the week is the cattest?

Caturday.

 

[Heart2Soul]

and why is that?

It's a pun...

 

[Pearl]

 

[dev553344]

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How punny!

 

[marks]

I tried to figure out a pun for carpenters, but nothing wood work!

Much love!

 

[Sabertooth]

I tried to figure out a pun for carpenters, but nothing wood work!

I think you nailed it...

 

[Pearl]