The Rollo Tamasi Creative Answer Column

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hahaha!! I have just notice that this is posted on "Unorthodox Doctrine Board"

LOL...Are we the members of a new Church @Rollo Tamasi
So what is our Doctrine??

I thought this would be on the Games Board

The Church of the Enlightened Path
With Doctor, Apostle, Pastor and Prophet, GodsGrace
You are now being indoctrinated along with the others.
There is no escape...

 

[Philip James]

Go into any town and you see many banks, and many churches, because these are the two most profitable businesses in any town.

At every street corner you built a dais for yourself to use your beauty obscenely, spreading your legs for every passer-by, playing the harlot countless times.

 

[Nancy]

Yeah right.
Thank goodness some of us are not in agreement with tithing...
IYKWIM

 

[Nancy]

I saw the cops coming.
Realized what I had done.
Went on the sidewalk to make a turn.lol

Ahh..so, is your beard gone and do you really have that nice thick mustache?

 

[Nancy]

Ta ta, sweetie, that would be tellin'.
God likes to surprise us in some areas.

Hmmmm...COPOUT.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

At every street corner you built a dais for yourself to use your beauty obscenely, spreading your legs for every passer-by, playing the harlot countless times.

Where'd I hear that before?

 

[Philip James]

Where'd I hear that before?

Ezekiel

 

[Philip James]

Rats, i forgot to ask for a coin before answering...

 

[Marymog]

Come one, come all!
Got a question that's causing you trouble?
Can't seem to get your point across to others?
Wondering who's right and who's wrong?

Well you've come to the right place for all your answers.
Rollo Tamasi and his staff will try our best to give an unbiased answer to every question.
Nothing here is catholic.
Nothing here is protestant.
Just pure and simple liberal Christianity at it's best.
So be sure to drop a coin in the wishing fountain on your way in and ask away.

Next!

Lol....OK I dropped my coin in the fountain.

What is “liberal Christianity”??

Thank you in advance.....Mary

 

[Enoch111]

What is “liberal Christianity”??

I believe Tomasi misspoke when he mentioned "liberal Christianity". That would be theological liberalism, which makes a mockery of Scripture and Bible truth.

 

[GodsGrace]

No hamburgers allowed.
Our meetings are kosher.

Moose should not be made into hamburgers...
They're too Kool...

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[GodsGrace]

Good question Gracie.
I'd like to answer that for you.
Every church has their own set of rules according to their own form of Christianity based on their own ideals.
These churches are rated on a scale of 1-100 with 100 being the best.
When you enter a church, ask them what their rating is and when the collection takes place
Then decide if the music you hear is to your liking before you enter.

OK.
I think.

 

[GodsGrace]

The Church of the Enlightened Path
With Doctor, Apostle, Pastor and Prophet, GodsGrace
You are now being indoctrinated along with the others.
There is no escape...

I see a side door over there that you've never noticed!
The escape is imminent.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Lol....OK I dropped my coin in the fountain.

What is “liberal Christianity”??

Thank you in advance.....Mary

Mrs.Mog, it's always good to hear from.
My staff and I have been waiting to hear from you to see what you would challenge us with.
First off, let me thank you for your support of our ministry, both with the coin and the question.

Liberal Christianity

Yes, That would need an explanation in this day and age.
Liberal by definition means "'Liberal' shares a root with 'liberty' and can mean anything from "generous" to "loose" to "broad-minded." Politically, it means "“a person who believes that government should be active in supporting social and political change."
Liberal as used in christianity is a bit different.
Christianity preaches freedom from this world, being generous with what God has given us, and being broad-minded in the way we interpret our beliefs compared to the way the world looks at us.
Jesus taught that he fulfilled the Law, he taught how the Pharisees abused the Law, he taught different things then what was taught in the Old Testament.
The Pharisees were quite conservative compared to Jesus, who was quite liberal compared to the Pharisees.
But these interpretations of the world and of the Spirit should not be mixed up.
If you can only see a worldly interpretation of "liberal", then you are missing the point.

Example;
Back in the late 1940's Frank Sinatra sang a song called "I'm Gay".
He danced around, waving his hands having a good time singing.
Frank Sinatra was not a homo.
The homos took the word and changed it.
That happens to lots of words in our language over time.
Today they have stolen the true meaning of liberal and turned it into a monster.

 

[GodsGrace]

Ahh..so, is your beard gone and do you really have that nice thick mustache?

I don't know Nancy...I thought I was the biggest flirt on this forum, but I see you're giving me some stiff competition.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I see a side door over there that you've never noticed!
The escape is imminent.

Lol, but your in charge.
Use your hypnosis on them.

 

[Truth]

No hamburgers allowed.
Our meetings are kosher.

Moose is Kosher!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Moose is Kosher!

Moose is beef
We are talking ham

 

[Truth]

Does the annointing work even if the "plate" is a "basket"?

Depends on the size of the Basket!

 

[epostle]

Can you name one Biblical codex before 1400 which contains only 66 books? Any Bible in the world will do.