Why Men Are Never Depressed

[Christina]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED :lol:

Men Are Just Happier People .
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

 

[gumby]

Speaking as a man, the reasons i am happy are as follows:

1. i can trim my nails with my pocket knife (previously mentioned)

2. i can load my bow up in the truck and go to my buddys house to shoot and know that im gonna be able to pull 45 pounds back on that bow

3. shop for one shirt style in the winter (flannel)

Thats basically all i got for now, god bless

 

[Christina]

LOL and they never have bad hair days a quick comb and a hat does the trick

 

[Jon-Marc]

As a man I don't care if another man is dressed the same as I am. I am envious, though, if his body looks better than mine, and that's not difficult to do.

That's very true, Christina. If my hair looks bad and I don't have the time to do anything about it, I can just wear a hat. Generally, I just don't care what others think.

 

[blazearmstrong]

Amen to that. Things are much more simple to men.:lol:

 

[Miss Hepburn]

Amen to that. Things are much more simple to men.:lol:

You know you could jumble those words a bit using every one of them and come up with:

Men are much more simple things.....oh, didn' use the "to".
"To" us.

But, they can lift heavy things.

 

[Redeemed22]

I like throwing big rocks into bodies of water. I do it habitually if I am near water.

 

[Miss Hepburn]

I like throwing big rocks into bodies of water. I do it habitually if I am near water.

See, just as I said - you guys can lift heavy things.
Miss Hepburn

 

[gregg]

WHAT ARE YOU LADYS TRYING TO PROVE. evolution ? WE WERE MADE IN WHOS IMAGE B) ? SO WHEN GOD FORM WOMAN HE LEFT OFF ALL THESE GOOD TRAITS. :blink: lol

 

[Christina]

Oh heavens no gregg
we think he improved upon his second model :lol:
We let the first model (men) pick up the heavy things for us
we still get it moved just didnt have to do the hard lifting

 

[gregg]

Oh heavens no gregg
we think he improved upon his second model :lol:
We let the first model (men) pick up the heavy things for us
we still get it moved just didnt have to do the hard lifting

YES YOU LADYS HAVE A WAY OF PERSWADING US TO DO THINGS, so do our children.

 

[Samuel Pickens]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED :lol:

Men Are Just Happier People . I haven't noticed that as true. Hopefully, you're not unhappy.

Your last name stays put. Women have a choice; they can opt to retain their family name or change to a new one.

The garage is all yours. To clean when the demand gets to strong

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Women run around in a dither and men have to stir while women sit and tell you how 'to'.

Chocolate is just another snack. It's a food source.

You can never be pregnant. Wonderful.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. So you think

The world is your urinal. Said the guy on the lower balcony

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky. I could go in Walmart the other day.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Unless you have a German car.

Same work, more pay. Women in crafts get the same pay as men.

Wrinkles add character. Boy, is that guy really old.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. People as in women and men?

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. We don't call a pea a shoe

One mood all the time. Wipe that smile off your face........... Jesus Saves.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. OR 2 hrs.

You know stuff about tanks and engines. Tanks as in vessels or tanks as guns?

A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase. And, it's a briefcase.

You can open all your own jars. So, women really are physic; how did you know I do canning?

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Why the accent on slightest --------- any?

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You never have strap problems in public. It's 1 pr shoes, 2 shirts, 2 pants, 1 pr underware, 1 coat, 3 hats.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. What wrinkles?

Everything on your face stays its original color. Original?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. What hair?

You only have to shave your face and neck. and head

You can play with toys all your life. Not the same ones though; the boats keep getting bigger.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. Black, may have to go to a funeral.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. Now, that's uncalled for...... how did you know they look that bad?

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. If you can touch your toes. I have to call a toe truck.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. I see a lot of women with beards.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. Who shops?

No wonder men are happier. We're not complaining........... pun, pun, pun, ........... secret.

 

[write2witness]

I thank God I'm a man. I have many reasons to be thankful for this, but I will just mention my Top Five ...

1. If someone says something to me I am not consumed with the obsessive need to keep pestering them for more.

2. I am a man of few words. If I were a woman this would be impossible.

3. In the mornings I can get up and just "be" - grumpy, non-responsive, hair a mess, whatever - and it doesn't bother me.

4. I don't have to question everything - I can either accept it or move on (quietly).

5. It is not my life achieving goal to prove everyone wrong.

Amen.

 

[Bibliocentrist]

I know you probably only meant it in good humour, but I found that very offensive. What you laugh at shows something about your heart/mind/chritianity. Also, some/many not even true &/or are stereotypical:
I am depressed.
New shoes do cause me blisters (and I might add hard to get ones that don't have hollow soles).
I do't have one mood all the time.
Some of our underwear types suck.
We are sometimes judged by whether we wear trowsers or shorts.

Why women are happier/never depressed:
you can revert to your maiden name or have combination surnames.
you don't have to worry so much about possibly never being able to find a partner of the opposite sex.
you don't have to have a job/work or support partner
you can do/think more than one thing at a time
you don't have to pay dowry
you don't have to worry about not being masculine/macho/male/man enough
you don't have to worry about being cut out of the abortion choice
you don't have to worry about beig discriminated because your just male [male, white, mid-aged, single, prostatecancer, etc] not female [female, black, young/old, families, breastcancer, etc]
your public toilets aren't as disgustingly dirty/smelly and you don't have to worry about homos
you're not expected to have a car/job/etc by single women
you don't have to worry about balding or shaving facial hair
you don't have to worry about size/extra inches "attachment" (stud/orgasm/alpha).
you can have multiple orgasms.
you don't have to worry about if they're really a virgin or not
you don't have difficulty making conversation
you don't have to fight (get in fights, go to war)
you don't have to always pay or make the first move
your clothing in shops is better quality
women on't think your just a dumb/braindamaged/yobbish/toy-ish male.
you can wear your hair long
men always offer to help you
you bond better with more friends of same sex (& without worry of being called homosexual/homoerotic)
you're not expected by women to watch/play/like rugby/sports
women mostly look good unlike men
you don't have to wory about being over thinking/analyst/rational
you can wear stockings
you don't have to worry abour noisy shoes sounding like high heels
you don't have to wear ties/suits
you can carry a bag, don't have to stereotypically have a wallet.
you can have dolls, can like cats/don't have to like dogs
you can like the harp
you're not expected to be a mindreader by woman
you don't have to take the rubbish out, etc.
you don't have to worry about having long nails
you can choose between miss, mrs, ms.
you're called madam (dame/lady) while we're only sir/"guy(s)".
you don't have to worry about not being strong enough.
you don't have to worry about touching/consent and being scared of rape/abuse charges
you don't have to check your fly isn't down
you don't have circumcision issues
you can part your hair on other side
you don't have so much net/web dating scammers targeting [they seem to target middle aged males]
you don't have to be muscle-ly or worry about being thin/skinny/slim/sunken-chest body type


Only a week or so ago I some people posted these on facebook:
- Of course men can multi task - they read on the toilet!?
-."Why do women have small feet?"
So they can stand closer to the sink when they do dishes
- In the beginning, God created earth and rested, Then God created man, and rested, Then God created women...Since then neither God nor man has rested.


Seriously though I like these good thoughts/feeings:

After the fall Adam's "rule" and Eve's "desire" are representative of male-chauvinism and feminism (both bad).

"The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved." -Talmud.
Bible says of Christ "...in him all things hold together".

"It is impossible to ask if woman is superior or inferior to man any more than it is possble to ask if water is superior to fire" - Evola.