LoL!! You go, girl!
I was pretty much chuckling the whole time, but it's actually kinda pretty. Wish I could lend you one of my $1300 Taylors, but it didn't sound that bad. I thought you were drastically out of tune to begin with, but it evened out there once you got going.
What made you decide to pick up guitar?
Yeh first two chords, think I didn't have my fingers right. The dumb thin E chord is one I can't hold right either yet, but I'll get it. Practice. And just thought I'd take up a new hobby that would be worth my time. Bobby wants to learn too.