*I will now prove Jesus was and is a Black Hebrew Israelite from one of the passages which Black Hebrew Israelites love to use to prove the same.
Revelation 1
14The hair of His head was white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes were like a blazing fire. 15His feet were like polished bronze refined in a furnace, and His voice was like the roar of many waters. 16He held in His right hand seven stars, and a sharp double-edged sword came from His mouth. His face was like the sun shining at its brightest.
v14 See? Blacks have hair like wool--and when you grab their hair, it falls out in clumps, and if you hold it long enough it melts just like snow!
v14 Black people always have flames shooting out of their eyesockets uncontrollably. Everyone knows that. I mean any dummy knows that--it goes without saying.
v15 As you very well know, Black peoples' feet are world renowned for glowing like metal being refined in a furnace!
v15 Black people have, like, really watery voices, or what ever that means...
v16 Yeah, and, like, they always have stars in their right hands...
v17 Blacks ALWAYS have swords hanging out of their mouths and stuff...
v18 But, like, for real, their faces are so bright, and stuff, all of the time, so, like, you can't even look at them, cuz, like, you go blind everytime you look upon a Black person's face, and stuff...
This PROVES IRREFUTABLY that Jesus is a Black man, which proves that the original Jews were Black, which proves that all American Blacks are Jews, and are special, and you should be afraid because you're Edom and you'll be a slave when Jesus returns, and stuff, and you're in trouble with God, and you're not forgiven, and you're in trouble, even though Jesus died for sins!
*Sarcasm.
Revelation 1
14The hair of His head was white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes were like a blazing fire. 15His feet were like polished bronze refined in a furnace, and His voice was like the roar of many waters. 16He held in His right hand seven stars, and a sharp double-edged sword came from His mouth. His face was like the sun shining at its brightest.
v14 See? Blacks have hair like wool--and when you grab their hair, it falls out in clumps, and if you hold it long enough it melts just like snow!
v14 Black people always have flames shooting out of their eyesockets uncontrollably. Everyone knows that. I mean any dummy knows that--it goes without saying.
v15 As you very well know, Black peoples' feet are world renowned for glowing like metal being refined in a furnace!
v15 Black people have, like, really watery voices, or what ever that means...
v16 Yeah, and, like, they always have stars in their right hands...
v17 Blacks ALWAYS have swords hanging out of their mouths and stuff...
v18 But, like, for real, their faces are so bright, and stuff, all of the time, so, like, you can't even look at them, cuz, like, you go blind everytime you look upon a Black person's face, and stuff...
This PROVES IRREFUTABLY that Jesus is a Black man, which proves that the original Jews were Black, which proves that all American Blacks are Jews, and are special, and you should be afraid because you're Edom and you'll be a slave when Jesus returns, and stuff, and you're in trouble with God, and you're not forgiven, and you're in trouble, even though Jesus died for sins!
*Sarcasm.
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