Finish The Sentence Game

[April_Rose]

washed my hands and got a snack.


Then I went to the phone and.. (this is fun lol )

 

[JazzyJeff15]

Prank called the police!

About a half hour later... (I agree, this story is hilarious )

 

[April_Rose]

The police showed up and let me off with a warning. (Naughty, naughty!)


The next day I...

 

[JazzyJeff15]

Prank called them again!

This time they...

 

[GEN2REV]

...asked for my assistance in catching prank callers because I was so crafty.

After beginning a lucrative side job with the police, I decided it was time for another adventure. This time to...

 

[JazzyJeff15]

Investigate some local dog thefts which have been occuring more frequently in the neighborhood that i reside in.

When i catch those animal thieves Im going to...

 

[April_Rose]

Throw dog poop at them.


Then I will...

 

[JazzyJeff15]

Press the poo together bare handed and offer them a fudge brownie sample!

If they decline i will...

 

[April_Rose]

Give them a swirly instead. (I was going to invite @Heart2Soul and @Mayflower to this game but they would probably just question their existence then. XD)



The next day...

 

[April_Rose]

I see that @Josho's on,.. maybe he'll want to play with us.

 

[Josho]

Give them a swirly instead. (I was going to invite @Heart2Soul and @Mayflower to this game but they would probably just question their existence then. XD)



The next day...

they accepted the dog poop brownie and ate it in delight.

A few hours later....

 

[April_Rose]

They went to the zoo.



It turns out that... (Lol looks like @Josho is just as bad as us with the bathroom humor. )

 

[JazzyJeff15]

everyone at the zoo was eating dog poo brownies as well as playing catch with them.

After one of the kids accidently hit me in the face with his brownie i approached his father and...

 

[April_Rose]

screamed and pooped my pants when I saw how big he was.


After that a monkey started to....

 

[April_Rose]

(No monsters or anything but this story is still extremely scary. XD)

 

[GEN2REV]

...steal a zoo employee's golf cart keys and proceeded to tear through the zoo squealing and picking up his buddy monkeys.

In all the absolute chaos, the majority of the crowd ...

 

[April_Rose]

All the zebras were working on their pole dancing. (Okay now CB has gone wild LOL)


That's when suddenly somebody got on the loud speaker and said...

 

[April_Rose]

It looks like we truly have run amok in this thread.

 

[GEN2REV]

.... clean up on aisle 7. Aisle 7 needs a clean up.

The crowd of people and animals roared with laughter and hysterics until ...

 

[April_Rose]

I woke up from very strange dream and nightmare but personally feel a lot more confused than scared.


The next day I received a phone call from...