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the police asking if i knew anything about pole-dancing zebras.

After taking a second to gather my thoughts, I...

(This story is hilarious by the way. Great job done everyone)
 
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Wet my bed and instantly hung up the phone. :p (Ikr? XD)



Then, the doorbell rang and it was..
 
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... an agent with the World Wildlife Federation, the animal Feds!! :eek:

They wanted to know if I had anything to do with a mass dosing of hallucinogenic drugs in the animal feed at the local zoo.

I said, "Well, I uhh ... of course I ... well ... I...
 

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...let me off with a very stern warning since I was now a 'quasi-brother-in-blue' with the prank calls division.

Relieved, and frankly astonished, I decided to get outta town for the weekend and began packing for ...
 
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GEN2REV

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Triumph 1300 said:
And when they sobered up they.........

...signed autographs on their way back to their glacier.

The local Polar Bear chapter watched in disdain during their official meeting to decide ...
 
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GEN2REV

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...what to do about those pesky penguins.

They united in a plan to get even with them once and for all; that night the Polar Bears would ...
 

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...what to do about those pesky penguins.

They united in a plan to get even with them once and for all; that night the Polar Bears would ...

. . . be be all loaded onto a fleet of planes to be flown to the south pole region to feast on the pesky penguins. This means that the two problems of pesky penguins and polar bears would be . . . .
 
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strictly a south pole problem, Antarctica to be exact.

The pesky penguins were soon made extinct by the hungry, vicious polar bears which made room for...
 
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GEN2REV

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strictly a south pole problem, Antarctica to be exact.

The pesky penguins were soon made extinct by the hungry, vicious polar bears which made room for...
...the remaining seals, whales and seabirds to move in on the freed-up real estate of the penguins.

Almost immediately war broke out between the whales and the polar bears which caused ...
 

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... the whales to develop craft which could take them on land, where they chased the polar bears without too much success.
 
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GEN2REV

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... the whales to develop craft which could take them on land, where they chased the polar bears without too much success.
...Then a leader emerged from the whale ranks; with the heart of William Wallace, he found the strength and courage to do the impossible and lead an army of whales onto the frozen land to annihilate the Polar Bears. After their hard-fought victory, the whales ...
 

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celebrated with wine coolers, strawberries and watermelons. A couple of the whales had one too many. and...
 
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celebrated with wine coolers, strawberries and watermelons. A couple of the whales had one too many. and...
... totaled their land craft. After bandaging and splinting the wounded drivers, the whales headed back to the depths to rest and recuperate. Meanwhile, back in country, I ...
 

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... totaled their land craft. After bandaging and splinting the wounded drivers, the whales headed back to the depths to rest and recuperate. Meanwhile, back in country, I ...
sat back in my easy chair, back into the real world, away from the cruel cold weather at the Poles, and opened up my DVD collection to view a 'Lost in Space' episode (a little dated, I know). After the robot sensed danger in front of the Jupiter 2, I got a knock on my door........
 
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GEN2REV

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sat back in my easy chair, back into the real world, away from the cruel cold weather at the Poles, and opened up my DVD collection to view a 'Lost in Space' episode (a little dated, I know). After the robot sensed danger in front of the Jupiter 2, I got a knock on my door........
...pausing the movie, I crept to the window to peek outside. Drats!! My nosiest neighbor!! Knowing they would be knocking for a good while, I slipped out the back and jumped the fence. It was time for ...