Brilliant! lolYou are funny....think I am going to play along?
Got one for you. What is the figurative in this....
Did you here the one about when there was a Jehovah’s Witness and a Calvinist and a OSAS in a bar bragging about the last young girl they molested. They were drinking and laughing and sharing pictures of the little girl they murdered.
A guy sitting at the bar asked if they were not scared of getting caught?
They all laughed! Not a chance! We are in a democrat state!
The guy asked, Not even by God?
Again they laughed out load!
One of them said, I am a Jehovah’s witness, there is no Hell? I can do anything I want in this life….no punishment for me except oblivion!
The next guy said, I am Calvinist, God made me do it….so I am Scott free.
The last guys said, I got both these guys beat I am OSAS and I can do anything I want. I believe in Jesus so I am going straight to Heaven and see if there are any young ones up there.
The guy at the end of the bar bowed his head and said, So I guess it is up to me. And he pulled out a .45 and shot all of them!
That is one of the best posts I have seen anywhere!
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