I compiled this a few years ago and don't know if other countries have these chocolate bars but I hope it might give you a bit of a laugh anyway.
CHOCOLATE CHRISTIANS:
WISPA: Silent orders, Quakers.
YORKIE: Like Terriers, holding on, very active, fearless and tenacious.
PICNICS: Al fresco/ street preachers or fair weather Christians.
MILKY WAY/GALAXY: People who have their heads in the clouds so that they are no earthly use.
AERO: Those with not much substance.
MARS: Prayer warriors
TWIX: Can't deciders
SNICKERS: The nutty ones.
FRUIT AND NUT: The ones who are a mix between spiritual fruit and religious nut.
TIME OUT: The ones who like short sermons.
TOBLERONE: Those who go between spiritual highs and lows.
LOOT: Some of the TV evangelists.
TREETS: (Melt in your mouth not in your hand.) The ones who can take the heat.
MINSTRELS: The musicians and good worshippers.
DRIFTER: Can't settle in one church.
TWIRL: They dance like David danced
LION BAR: The ones who make a lot of noise.
FLAKES: Speaks for itself.
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CHOCOLATE CHRISTIANS:
WISPA: Silent orders, Quakers.
YORKIE: Like Terriers, holding on, very active, fearless and tenacious.
PICNICS: Al fresco/ street preachers or fair weather Christians.
MILKY WAY/GALAXY: People who have their heads in the clouds so that they are no earthly use.
AERO: Those with not much substance.
MARS: Prayer warriors
TWIX: Can't deciders
SNICKERS: The nutty ones.
FRUIT AND NUT: The ones who are a mix between spiritual fruit and religious nut.
TIME OUT: The ones who like short sermons.
TOBLERONE: Those who go between spiritual highs and lows.
LOOT: Some of the TV evangelists.
TREETS: (Melt in your mouth not in your hand.) The ones who can take the heat.
MINSTRELS: The musicians and good worshippers.
DRIFTER: Can't settle in one church.
TWIRL: They dance like David danced
LION BAR: The ones who make a lot of noise.
FLAKES: Speaks for itself.
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