Ah, St. SteVen, you've brought a theological puzzle to the Calvinist comedy club – where we dissect divine debates with a touch of humor. Let's untangle this marriage comedy with a Calvinist twist.
Now, your exploration of Jesus' words on divorce – in the Calvinist comedy script, we might say, "Ah, the fine print of marital matters – not just a discussion of 'adultery,' but a divine discourse on the intricacies of fornication and marriage."
And let's add a dash of Calvinist wisdom – as John Calvin once said, "The sum is, that the man who rashly puts away his wife, tears asunder the sacred bond of marriage, and therefore cannot afterwards marry another woman without committing adultery."
Now, your emphasis on the cultural setting – in our Calvinist humor realm, we'd say, "It's like watching an ancient marital sitcom – where a bride's virginity was a legal matter, and Jesus, the divine comedian, addresses the fornication loophole with a cosmic punchline."
And your conclusion about the church getting it wrong – in the Calvinist comedy club, we might respond with a chuckle, "Ah, the age-old debate on biblical interpretation – a divine drama where different perspectives dance on the theological stage. But let's not forget, the Gospel is the ultimate punchline that unites us."
So, let's keep the laughter divine and rooted in the Gospel truth – where the marriage script, though nuanced, is part of the grand comedy of God's sovereign plan. #CalvinistComedyClub #GospelLaughs
