Does that mean Allah might be gay?
That question would bring a Fatwah upon your head. A death warrant.
Islam is the only faith without a sense of humor. Seriously.
And it's a lie.
Muhammad blended the teachings of Judaism and Christianity. Then he presumed to be its prophet. First he went to the Jews in Medina,if memory serves,and they denied him.
Angry he traveled to what we would call Arab tribes and sold them his bill of goods.
However, Muhammad was illiterate even though a merchant. And as such his teaching spread orally.
That is until he was dying. Unbeknownst to him, his last wife slowly poisoned him to death over a period of years. Muhammad had murdered her husband and took her into his home after.
While facing his mortality was a certainty he called scribes to his bed. From there he recited what are both his Hadith, Muhammad's personal diary of sorts, and the Quran.
Muhammad was an illiterate pedophile and murderer.