Jokes, fun and comedy

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That was before there were gas stations...

…and “gas station service” attendants.

 

[Debp]

 

[Debp]

 

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Ever notice a psychologist’s job is to dig into a person’s past to blame and conclude why a person’s present is largely unacceptable and the answer is continued therapy?

Remember…
1) Noah started out as a basket case. Ex 2:3
2) Gods Warning; World ways. Col 2:8
3) Gods Facts; Gods (answer) way. John 14:6

 

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Are people who use Bible Scripts on their phones…using phony Bibles?

 

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@Debp
“Time zones” are a curious thing…
Your “like” appeared on my “notice” as “tomorrow”…lol

 

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Ever notice IF the government doesn’t have a 24-7, 365 day promoted CRISIS going on, they run out of reasons to confiscate the people’s wealth?

Having a look at public schools, historically established to teach, has become the managers and solutions to the supposed “Gender CRISIS”….

It’s not a new phenomenon. Every human male is trapped in a woman’s body…
Until they are born!
And once “born again”…Gender identity and sex irrelevant.

Just observing…

 

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There is a fine line between Numerator and Dominator (and only a fraction will understand).

 

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English language Rules.
I before E…except after C

~ wEIrd ~ lol

 

[L.A.M.B.]

 

[Sabertooth]

1) Noah started out as a basket case. Ex 2:3...

... Moses?

 

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... Moses?

Guilty! Noah Moses.

 

[ButterflyJones]

 

[ButterflyJones]

Montana Grizzly Bear Notice...​

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.

"We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper."

Storks...​

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.

The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!"

 

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

 

[Sabertooth]

Moses was the first person with a tablet
downloading data from the cloud...!

 

[L.A.M.B.]

 

[Brakelite]

That was before there were gas stations...

But they did have GPS
God's Plan of Salvation

 

[Brakelite]

Montana Grizzly Bear Notice...​

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.

"We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper."

Excellent

 

[L.A.M.B.]

Creepy