Jokes, fun and comedy

[Taken]

Evolution??

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”


The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

 

[L.A.M.B.]

 

[Cassandra]

1000 Points to Get Into Heaven​

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A man dies and goes to heaven when Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, “You need 1000 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all of the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item. When you reach 1000 points, you get in.” “Okay,” the man says, “I was happily married to the same woman for fifty years and never cheated on her, not even in my mind.” “That’s wonderful,” says Peter, “that’s worth two points!” “Two points?” he says. “Well, I attended church all my life and gave my ten percent tithe faithfully.” “Terrific!” says Peter. “That’s definitely worth a point.” “One point? My goodness! Well, what about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for the homeless?” “Fantastic, that’s good for two more points,” he says. “TWO POINTS!” the man cries. “At this rate the only way I can get into heaven is by the grace of God!” “Now that’s what we’re looking for! Come on in

 

[St. SteVen]

Satan meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and challenges heaven to a baseball game.
St. Peter accepts the challenge, but cautions Satan that heaven has all the best players and coaches.
Satan says he's not worried, because they have all the umpires.

@Patrick1966

 

[Debp]

This is quite funny....weird products! Watch for the strange sodas and the cat tissue dispenser!

 

[Sabertooth]

This being a week after Thanksgiving, my wife & I decided to stop eating cold turkey...!

 

[Debp]

Hard to believe...

 

[Debp]

And this guy won a Nobel Prize...

 

[Debp]

Good one...a Good Samaritan, bless him.

 

[Debp]

I don't like heights either but had to laugh at the reactions....

 

[Taken]

I don't like heights either but had to laugh at the reactions....

The reaction is comical, but the fear is real, for those who do not know the cracking and sounds are a prank.

BTW - China has several scary foot bridges erected to encourage tourism and have been the cause of injuries and deaths.

 

[Debp]

The reaction is comical, but the fear is real, for those who do not know the cracking and sounds are a prank.

BTW - China has several scary foot bridges erected to encourage tourism and have been the cause of injuries and deaths.

Yes, if people don't know it's a prank ...the cracking and sounds...it could give someone a heart attack.

I wonder if they don't know about the prank because their reactions are really over the top!!!

 

[Debp]

This made me lol...but I think they could get sued if someone had a heart attack or panic attack!

 

[Space_Karen]

 

[Debp]

BTW - China has several scary foot bridges erected to encourage tourism and have been the cause of injuries and deaths.

This is just part of The Death Trail in China....count me out!

 

[Taken]

This is just part of The Death Trail in China....count me out!

Definitely would not be my choice to do!

 

[Debp]

This made me laugh...

 

[Debp]

This guy is funny...

 

[Debp]

 

[Space_Karen]