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But that would be our opportunity to express Grace, Compassion, and Mercy . . . and be like Christ.
LoL. I actually know a girl who has gone about this far overboard with the tattoos. She's also into body-building now.
She looks fit, but still. You're thinking, "Dear me, woman. God made you so beautiful, and look at the train wreck you are turning it into!"
But I don't say anything. Her life, her body. What a shame.
I'll post some of my favorites in a minute. But that would be our opportunity to express Grace, Compassion, and Mercy . . . and be like Christ.
Yeah,Me too lol it's like somebody asks you a simple question of what is your favorite animal and they give you a whole life story that goes something like this,.. *ahem*
Well when I was a little kid I got sprayed by a skunk. Then it pretty much traumatized for me life. So much so that I decided to run it over but then I got a guilty conscience and I kept thinking that I was seeing and smelling that stinky little guy everywhere and turns out I was!! I was getting haunted by the spirit of Peppy everywhere I went!! I was under his curse and so I thought that even adorable little kittens looked and smelled like skunks and I always ran out of the pet store like a maniac. So that's why to this day I don't really like animals much.
Yeah I love animals and I completely made that up but all they could of said was they didn't like animals in that case.
(I know it doesn't look like it but if you press play it still plays.)
Exactly what I was going to say. Nature's champion at farting contests.
(Poor @Heart2Soul is going to read this later on and wonder how the heck did we go from long forum posts to stinky skunk farts? XDDDDD!!!!!)
Lol...beehive!!! Beehave!You made that sound convincing. Maybe I will haunt you with pictures like this from now on:
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And then immediately follow them up with an extremely long post about skunks.
AHaHaHa!!
Ok, "fart" it is then.
And I didn't quote the rest of your post because you might wanna "clean it up" just a tad. Discussing farts was bad enough to begin with, LoL.
I think your sense of humor stinks. JK you know I love you.
But that would be our opportunity to express Grace, Compassion, and Mercy . . . and be like Christ.
Seriously? Flatulence jokes? On MY thread?Exactly and @Heart2Soul is back guys so better hide the fart jokes now.
Hello forum, I don't know about anyone else but as for me when I try to get involved in a discussion on a thread topic and the posts are so lengthy I simply cannot stay focused and on track with what the poster is saying.
I have tried but it just overwhelms me and so I just scroll on down to the next post.
Anyone else have this problem?
Posters, have mercy!!! Keep it short and to the point. We do have a blog section if you would like to write a mini novel...
Thank you! God Bless❤
Hardy, har, har. If a skunk's spray is powerful enough to clear a room or set off a smoke detector it's classified as a fart to me. It just shoots acid out of its butthole or whatever that is along with its stink.
LOL
Agreed. A couple or three paragraphs, unless there is an article which is quoted, and has important content. Also paragraphs are necessary in all communications.
Willie T!Hello forum, I don't know about anyone else but as for me when I try to get involved in a discussion on a thread topic and the posts are so lengthy I simply cannot stay focused and on track with what the poster is saying.
I have tried but it just overwhelms me and so I just scroll on down to the next post.
Anyone else have this problem?
Posters, have mercy!!! Keep it short and to the point. We do have a blog section if you would like to write a mini novel...
Thank you! God Bless❤
