Riddles for laughs and giggles...hehehe

[Willie T]

How do you go from 98 to 720 using just one letter?

Put an "x" between the "nine-ty" and "eight".

 

[Heart2Soul]

Put an "x" between the "nine" and "eight".

Ohhhhhh smartie pants! Lol

 

[marksman]

This needs no explanation...let's see who is the good at riddles...
Riddle: There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

it doesn't have stairs.

 

[marksman]

1. What is black and white and read all over?

2. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

1. A newspaper.
2. An echo.

 

[marksman]

Jan's mother had three children, the first was named April, the second was named May.

What was the third child's name?

June.

 

[marksman]

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A dung cart.

 

[marksman]

How many sides are there to a circle?

Two. Inside and outside.

 

[marksman]

What stays in the corner but travels around the world?

A stamp.

 

[marksman]

You can't Keep this until you give this.

What is it?

Love.

 

[marksman]

What gets wet the more it dries?

A towel.

 

[marksman]

Any other clues?

Seeing the gun stopped his hiccups

 

[marksman]

Two Fathers and Two Sons Riddle

Two fathers and two sons sat down to eat eggs for breakfast. They ate exactly three eggs, each person had an egg. The riddle is for you to explain how.

Grandfather, father, and a grandson and a son.Grandson and son the same person. Three people.

 

[marksman]

How do you go from 98 to 720 using just one letter?

Add an "x" between "ninety" and "eight". Ninety x Eight = 720

 

[marksman]

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?

he is too short to reach the 10th button.

 

[marksman]

How does Yoda shave?

 

[marksman]

Ben walked into a hardware store and asked the price of some items. The salesman said: One costs $1, Eight costs $1, Seventeen cost $2, One hundred four costs $3 and One thousand seventy two costs $4. What was Ben buying?

 

[marksman]

I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?

 

[marksman]

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

 

[marksman]

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

 

[Paul Christensen]

he is too short to reach the 10th button.

No flies on you; just see where they've been. I'll buzz off now!