I've been part of nothing but torturous forced brain scrambling interactions with all humanity the past 10 years and its probably because of connection sociologically with the Thanksgiving we all know and love, you see, the Puritan Pilgrims were an immoral group of slaving pissbags and they removed all the holidays so George Washington was one of these pissbags and they move wherever they need to for their dearly held religious freedom as Puritans, and America wants to be acknowledge endowed by their Creator, with a decent respect for the opinions of man, the separations of peoples and formations of Nations in a Presbyterian polity, which Eisenhower has led to no doctrines remaining, no connection to Reformed Religion or the world, and obviously for Thanksgiving you need to take all your worldly goods and flee the PCUSA parish of Satan's Jurisdiction, end of story.
