Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

[BarneyFife]

You might add a dash of baking soda to cut down on the acid. (Makes it a little less gassy.)

The gas comes from oligosaccharides, btw.

 

[BarneyFife]

My Dad commented once that too many "Christians look like they were baptized in pickle brine." - LOL

View attachment 43489

/

Looks like Bernie Casey - lol.


.

 

[amigo de christo]

I'm about to dig into a pot of beans—the magical fruit...

.

better it is to dig into a pot of beans
than to later dig through the draught from which digested beans are found . any who digs
into the unity bridge builders pot is digging into digested beans . IF ya know what i mean . IT be dung le do do .
and cometh from where the wind of that magical fruit digested cometh . Not a hole any wants to whiff
let alone feast upon that digested mess . Just a friendly reminder .

 

[O'Darby]

Sometimes a thread just runs out of gas ...

 

[amigo de christo]

I don't get gas from beans but thanks.

(Except for some canned products)


.

a wee bit of simple knowledge . Soak them beans well for a few hours . It cuts down big time on the gas .
as granny used to say i am soaking the pharts outta them beans . let them soak in water for a few hours
it really does work barney . far less gas indeed .

 

[amigo de christo]

Sometimes a thread just runs out of gas ...

sometimes .

 

[amigo de christo]

But unless they know they are sinners. Like the pharisees, they will never find Christ.

And just HOW are they gonna know they are sinners. exactly . i mean most are not even exposing sin anymore .

 

[St. SteVen]

Those family pictures are supposed to be PRIVATE, pal. If my sister has been granting you access to the archives, we're going to have a SERIOUS conversation.

I promise not to post any of the early diaper change pix. - LOL

/

 

[St. SteVen]

Looks like Bernie Casey - lol.


.

Here's the caption that came with it.

Cowboy Posters | Zazzle.co.uk​

/

 

[St. SteVen]

Sometimes a thread just runs out of gas ...

That's why we needed the beans. - LOL

/

 

[MA2444]

That's why we needed the beans. - LOL

/

You could always address some of the spiritual aspects of it.

 

[BarneyFife]

I promise not to post any of the early diaper change pix. - LOL

/

I take it all back—you're no fun at all.


.

 

[BarneyFife]

Here's the caption that came with it.

Cowboy Posters | Zazzle.co.uk​

/

Here's Bernie Casey in a low-budget flick I saw late one Saturday night called "Gargoyles."

 

[BarneyFife]

That's why we needed the beans. - LOL

/

I got lotta mo!

.

 

[St. SteVen]

I got lotta mo!

.

I like the Sprouted Grain Tortillas avatar.
Had to send it to my wife.

/

 

[BarneyFife]

I like the Sprouted Grain Tortillas avatar.
Had to send it to my wife.
View attachment 43659
/

That was kind of a goof but I just didn't get around to fixing it. Eating these things on a regular basis could literally change a person's life.


.

 

[St. SteVen]

That was kind of a goof but I just didn't get around to fixing it. Eating these things on a regular basis could literally change a person's life.

I could have a field day with that comment. - LOL

/

 

[BarneyFife]

I could have a field day with that comment. - LOL

/

What's the hold up?


.

 

[St. SteVen]

Eating these things on a regular basis could literally change a person's life.

That could go one of many directions...

1) Go broke because they are expensive.
2) Ruin your social life because they give you gas.
3) Make you rich and famous. (not likely)
4) Put you in gridlock trying to decide on a filling. (spousal friction)
5) Get strange looks in line at the grocer. (what's new?)
6) Someone might mistake the package for a bookmark to put in their Bible.
7) Get in an argument with someone that misinterprets the Bible verse in question.

What were you thinking? or...

WHAT were you thinking? or...
What WERE you thinking? or...
What were YOU thinking? or...
What were you THINKING? or...
What were you thinking? OR... (wait...) ???
.

 

[BarneyFife]

That could go one of many directions...

1) Go broke because they are expensive.
2) Ruin your social life because they give you gas.
3) Make you rich and famous. (not likely)
4) Put you in gridlock trying to decide on a filling. (spousal friction)
5) Get strange looks in line at the grocer. (what's new?)
6) Someone might mistake the package for a bookmark to put in there Bible.
7) Get in an argument with someone that misinterprets the Bible verse in question.

What were you thinking? or...

WHAT were you thinking? or...
What WERE you thinking? or...
What were YOU thinking? or...
What were you THINKING? or...
What were you thinking? OR... (wait...) ???
.

What I THINK is if you move #3 to the top it reads almost like a poem.

Or, better yet, a David Letterman Top Ten List (link).

("And if that weren't enough and, by gosh, dontcha think it outta be... Wake the kids; phone the neighbors: 'Stupid Pet Tricks,' ladies and gentlemen.")

In any case, that was better than I hoped for and certainly more than I deserved.

Nice post, Dude


.