Interesting idea. (think Frank Sinatra, or Bobby Caldwell)What I THINK is if you move #3 to the top it reads almost like a poem.
Make you rich and famous. - (not likely)
Go broke because - they are expensive.
Ruin your social life - because they give you gas.
Put you in gridlock trying - to decide on a filling.
Get strange looks in line - at the grocer. (what's new?)
Someone might mistake the package -
for a bookmark to put in their Bible.
Get in an argument with someone that -
misinterprets the Bible verse in question.
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