April_Rose
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I ain't touching this one, but ELAM's looking for an 11' pole. So maybe he'll get back to you on this ...
With VERY BEST REGARDS,
Bobby Jo & ELAM
This is literally the only channel my mind seems to broadcast. Weird. :/
What's The First Thing You Are Going To Do When You Get To Heaven?
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This is literally the only channel my mind seems to broadcast. Weird. :/
WaterSong
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LOL!At first I thought this read that you were going to ask God to wipe you and I was going to say,.. wow,.. you really must have been surprised and not prepared with bringing toilet paper along with you.
TP in heaven. Thar's a visual. ;)
April_Rose
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It would be Heaven to a saved person who dies of Covid. All the toilet paper that they could ever ask for.
WaterSong
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LOL!It would be Heaven to a saved person who dies of Covid. All the toilet paper that they could ever ask for.
April_Rose
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Disclaimer: I do not wish for anybody to die of Covid, but I just like seeing the humor in troubling situations.
Bobby Jo
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Disclaimer: I do not wish for anybody to die of Covid, but I just like seeing the humor in troubling situations.
Ummmmmmmmmm, some 99.997% of healthy people DON'T DIE. ;)
And that includes both me and my wife as of a year ago which I got it from a Chinese spy in our community, and then gave it to my wife! -- But she HAS threatened to MURDER me on a couple of occasions ...
With Very Best Regards,
Bobby Jo (and ELAM with his paws over his head.
)Buy a gun in that heaven.
No one goes directly to heaven, you must pay for every Sin to the last cent. as nothing corrupted comes in to Heaven.
Look at the Kingdom of God, their is a list of who can not get in to that Kingdom.
If one does not support anything that's on that list your going to Hell. anyone who supports Gay pride and such modern day nonsense can not enter the Kingdom of God and if you can't make it into the Kingdom of God you have no chance of getting into Heaven at all.
When one is truly born again they can make the grade into the Kingdom of God and if one is not truly born again then you are carnal religious that is not worthy of Christ Jesus at all. because one does not know him truly and has another Jesus ? a Mans works one.
People who claim to be prissy and make up their worldly rules do not cut it at all. oh look at be I don't X, Y or Z ? well well well what do we have here, one who thinks that their good works are going to get them into heaven. look at me I am better than you
no your not !It's all about Jesus Christ that you must serve to enter into the Kingdom of God and when you get their you will be sent out among the wolves in this world. you may be devoured by the wolves but your salvation is assured in Christ Jesus.
One can not serve two masters.
Taken
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What's The First Thing You Are Going To Do When You Get To Heaven?
(You/ Spirit/Soul), in Heaven?
Look at and See God as He is.
(You/ Spirit/Soul), in Heaven?
Look at and See God as He is.
mailmandan
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Like the song goes:
Surrounded by You glory
What will my heart feel
Will I dance for you Jesus
Or in awe of You be still
Will I stand in your presence
Or to my knees will I fall
Will I sing hallelujah
Will I be able to speak at all
I can only imagine :)
Surrounded by You glory
What will my heart feel
Will I dance for you Jesus
Or in awe of You be still
Will I stand in your presence
Or to my knees will I fall
Will I sing hallelujah
Will I be able to speak at all
I can only imagine :)
April_Rose
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What's the point? Everybody's (except for God since He is on a completely different level than us) already dead anyways lol!
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