You're perfectly loved if you're Gay,Trans, because God is love?
--- Parody ---
At the Rainbow Florist.
Christian customer: I need a dozen roses.
Rainbow Florist: Sorry, we don't serve your kind.
Christian customer: Say what?
Rainbow Florist: You're wearing a MAGA cap and a Jesus T-Shirt.
Christian customer: That's not a crime!
Rainbow Florist: It should be.
Christian customer: So, you are refusing me service because I am a Republican Christian?
Rainbow Florist: It's my store. I choose who we do business with.
Christian customer: That's discrimination.
Rainbow Florist: Welcome to my world.
Christian customer: When have you been discriminated against?
Rainbow Florist: When I tried to enter a church wearing a rainbow T-Shirt.
--- Parody ---
At the Rainbow Florist. Act 2
Christian customer: I need a dozen roses.
Rainbow Florist: Sorry, we don't serve your kind.
Christian customer: Say what?
Rainbow Florist: You're wearing a MAGA cap and a Jesus T-Shirt.
Christian customer: Does that offend you?
Rainbow Florist: Absolutely! It's my store. I choose who we do business with.
Christian customer: Fair enough.
Rainbow Florist: Say what?
Christian customer: I want you to know that I don't hate you, and neither does Jesus.
Rainbow Florist: Say what?
Christian customer: I'll change my cap and T-Shirt and pay double for the roses.
Rainbow Florist: Are you for real?
Christian customer: I'll be right back. I need white roses, thanks.
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