pandaflower
Well-Known Member
Parody 2 is an insult to the Gospel. It's also a fool apologizing for everything Jesus taught and died to seal for eternity.--- Parody ---
At the Rainbow Florist.
Christian customer: I need a dozen roses.
Rainbow Florist: Sorry, we don't serve your kind.
Christian customer: Say what?
Rainbow Florist: You're wearing a MAGA cap and a Jesus T-Shirt.
Christian customer: That's not a crime!
Rainbow Florist: It should be.
Christian customer: So, you are refusing me service because I am a Republican Christian?
Rainbow Florist: It's my store. I choose who we do business with.
Christian customer: That's discrimination.
Rainbow Florist: Welcome to my world.
Christian customer: When have you been discriminated against?
Rainbow Florist: When I tried to enter a church wearing a rainbow T-Shirt.
--- Parody ---
At the Rainbow Florist. Act 2
Christian customer: I need a dozen roses.
Rainbow Florist: Sorry, we don't serve your kind.
Christian customer: Say what?
Rainbow Florist: You're wearing a MAGA cap and a Jesus T-Shirt.
Christian customer: Does that offend you?
Rainbow Florist: Absolutely! It's my store. I choose who we do business with.
Christian customer: Fair enough.
Rainbow Florist: Say what?
Christian customer: I want you to know that I don't hate you, and neither does Jesus.
Rainbow Florist: Say what?
Christian customer: I'll change my cap and T-Shirt and pay double for the roses.
Rainbow Florist: Are you for real?
Christian customer: I'll be right back. I need white roses, thanks.
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Parody 1 is scripture.
Here's why.
A homosexual that enters a church wearing a gay pride tee shirt is levying an insult first toward all Christians everywhere.
The rainbow was stolen by proponents that are the abomination that is condemned in scripture. Homosexuality.
They're proud to strut behind the rainbow that God put in the sky after drowning the world for its sins.
They strutt proudly displaying their sins mocking the rainbow legacy of God's judgement.
The only reason they don't use a block of salt carved to resemble a naked man,to mock Sodom and Gomorrah,is due to resiliency issues in incliment weather.
If you want to see reality,look at the way a street preacher is treated at gay pride events.


