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Why did the M & M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Good one...Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the M & M factory?
He was throwing out all the W's.
Why did the chicken cross the road?Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other side...
2 words, A maze, don't mazes amaze you?
Why are the Americans any different to anyone else.If you are American and enter a restroom..
And are American when you exit the restroom...
What are you while you are in the restroom?
European
Why are the Americans any different to anyone else.
They are simply relieved like everybody else who enters the restroom/dunny.
And we have been going round in circles ever since.The invention of the wheel created a revolution.
And we have been going round in circles ever since.
What sort of suit does a Barrister wear to court?
A lawsuit.
Some people go in circles with one foot nailed to the floor.
Some people work circles around other people.
Some people scrub in circles.
Always two sides to a circle.
If you owe the government $1000, it will get the $1000 from you. If you owe the government $500,000,000, you get to tell the government what to do...Being in debt attracts a lot of interest from bankers.
In the limit, as the radius of a circle approaches infinity, the circumference of the circle becomes a straight line as dy²/dx² becomes, for all practical purposes, 0 at any apparent point on that circle.