Bible jokes

[historyb]

Can anyone tell me where these things are in the Bible:

Baseball, Motorcycle, Coffee, and a Honda

 

[Nancy]

Can anyone tell me where these things are in the Bible:

Baseball, Motorcycle, Coffee, and a Honda

Okay, is this even figure-out-able?? Lol!

 

[Waiting on him]

Can anyone tell me where these things are in the Bible:

Baseball, Motorcycle, Coffee, and a Honda

We’re all going to Heaven in one accord?

 

[Waiting on him]

Shortest man in the Bible?

 

[Nancy]

What do you call a guy who only believes 12.5% of the bible?
an eighth theist.

 

[Nancy]

We’re all going to Heaven in one accord?

Lol.

 

[Mayflower]

Can anyone tell me where these things are in the Bible:

Baseball, Motorcycle, Coffee, and a Honda

Coffee is Hebrews.

 

[Waiting on him]

Shortest man in the Bible?

I once thought it was knee high mya then I read the account in Job where he had a friend that was a shoe height.

 

[Nancy]

Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
He only had two worms.

 

[Nancy]

Coffee is Hebrews.

Good catch @Mayflower !Must know the others now!!!, lol.

 

[Nancy]

I once thought it was knee high mya then I read the account in Job where he had a friend that was a shoe height.

Bildad the Shuhite ... had to look it up :)

 

[historyb]

Coffee is Hebrews.

Yep :)

Baseball - In the big-inning Gen 1:1, Motorcycle - There was a Triumph heard throughout the land (heard from pastor), Coffee - He-brews :), and Honda - They were all in one Accord in the upper room

 

[Mayflower]

I NOAH good Bible joke when I see one.

 

[Nancy]

Yep :)

Baseball - In the big-inning Gen 1:1, Motorcycle - There was a Triumph heard throughout the land (heard from pastor), Coffee - He-brews :), and Honda - They were all in one Accord in the upper room

Hahaha! Hey @Triumph1300 ...you are heard throughout the land

Good one, wanted to know!

 

[Sabertooth]

I once tried to build a scale model kit of the Tower of Babel, but I had to give up on it.
It's instructions were illegible.

 

[Sabertooth]

I once knew a family that was so frugal...
(How frugal were they...?)
Their hand-me-downs were made out of fig leaves!

 

[Nancy]

It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Johnny asked them what they were for.
"People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him.
"Wouldn't you know it," Johnny fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up."

Unfortunately, more common than not in today's mainline church's!

 

[Pearl]

Coffee is Hebrews.

That could also be tea or beer.

 

[Pearl]

If Jesus played football/soccer he would be the goalie because Jesus saves.

 

[Nancy]

That could also be tea or beer.

Ha! Could be