Recent content by Will Joseph

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    Poll: Avoid sex before marriage? Tips on avoiding sex as a celibate

    I'm a celibate. I've been avoiding sex before marriage, since birth. It can be hard to avoid sex in a sexual society. If you are a celibate like me, these tips might be helpful. Note: I'm a male celibate, so some of my advice is more for men. Feel free to share advice that can help female...
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    jokes about kissing on the lips

    I paid someone for a kiss. Now I have herpes on my lips. Someone offered a free kiss and took a photo. Then I was falsely convicted for forcible kissing. I paid someone for a kiss. Then I had to register as an offender. A cannibal wanted to kiss me, so I lied and said "I'm sixteen." She...
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    jokes about kissing on the lips

    I paid someone to kiss me: It was so cool when her boyfriend locked me in a freezer. I paid someone to kiss me when her boyfriend found out, I had to leave the country. I paid a woman to kiss me who told me she was born male. Now I'm not sure if I'm gay. I paid someone to kiss me last night...
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    Sanctification is an ongoing process

    Prostitutes are horrible.
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    jokes about kissing on the lips

    My paid kisser was the apple of my eye that gave the herpes of my eye. A cannibal always bites my tongue when we kiss. A woman said she had freckles when I paid her to kiss me. Then I had freckles too, until my STI doctor confirmed I did not. I paid 500$ for a kiss, which was a milligram of...
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    sex addiction

    I'm a single hetero virgin. I know other dudes like me might struggle with sexuality, but these quotes might help you gain control again. These are all gathered from news articles online. Reading these quotes daily might help me amd even save my life. Stay safe, my brothers. Nothing is worth...
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    jokes about kissing on the lips

    Give me jokes about kissing. The kissing is specifically kissing on the lips. All of this is somewhat satire. I wanted to share funnier jokes, but this is a Christian website. If you have no idea of what a kissing joke is, here are two starting categories. I may add more categories later...
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    What should be the Christian's Response to the Homosexual?

    You're right. I should not be comfortable around any woman who had sex before marriage. There should be groups of people who beat up such women who openly identify as fornicators. No. And if you tell me that all women are innocent and not fornicators by choice, I'm going to laugh and never...
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    So, How Does Everybody Feel About This? (Talks about sins that involve LGBTQ)

    I agree with this. If a gay man can not adopt a kid, then other people who are sexually perverse should also not adopt. prostitutes shouldn't adopt. fornicators shouldn't adopt. adulterers shouldn't adopt.
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    What should be the Christian's Response to the Homosexual?

    I would not treat a homosexual any differently than I would treat a heterosexual. My mom had around three husbands, where divorce is comparable to adultery in the bible. One of the commandments warns against adultery. Yet I don't treat my mom badly based on that adultery. I see homosexuality in...
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    This is my drama queen moment

    I used to struggle with random sexual content popping up on my nonsexual websites too. Both men and women spam sexual stuff online. Luckily I've found a way to censor all images on my laptop and phone.
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    Does The Bible Speak Against Nudity?

    The bible speaks a lot against nudity. Also, many societies associate nudity with sex, so some people might tend to act more sexual when looking at naked people. I personally don't feel comfortable around women who wear tight jeans or less clothing because of that.
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    Attraction

    "Are Lust And Attraction The Same Thing?" This is an interesting question and was one that I thought of, when deciding whether to continue observing romance poetry or not. A very easy answer is "no." I can be attracted to almost anything without being sexually attracted to it. I really like...
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    Is zoophilia ok???

    I can't imagine having sex with an animal. It sounds dangerous too. I hear of horses or cows that kick people who touch or milk them the wromg way.
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    San Jose’s Agave Sports Bar will permanently shut down after illegal work

    https://www.mercurynews.com/2021/09/30/san-joses-agave-sports-bar-will-permanently-shut-down-after-fatal-crash-shootings-and-alleged-prostitution/