Clean Jokes Thread
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Found this on another forum and it made me LOL.
rebuilder 454
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How did the early church all fit into a Honda???
It says "they were all in one accord"
It says "they were all in one accord"
rebuilder 454
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Stumpmaster
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I was at the petrol station yesterday and I overfilled my tank, this resulted in my shirt sleeve being doused in petrol.
As I drove away I absentmindedly lit a cigarette and my sleeve caught on fire... It got worse, the police pulled me over and charged me with possession of a firearm.
As I drove away I absentmindedly lit a cigarette and my sleeve caught on fire... It got worse, the police pulled me over and charged me with possession of a firearm.
RLT63
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs-
On a porch? Matt
In the water? Bob
Behind a boat? Skip
In a pile of leaves? Russell
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter he won't come anyway
