Clean Jokes Thread
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I dated a girl who was so fat, she stepped on my dog's tail and when I took him to the vet the vet said "I'm sorry sir but your beaver is dead "
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Every time I passed gas it sounded like it said "Honda"
I went to the doctor and he listened and said "You have an abscess tooth "
I said "What?"
He said "Abcess makes the fart go Honda"
I went to the doctor and he listened and said "You have an abscess tooth "
I said "What?"
He said "Abcess makes the fart go Honda"
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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to really WANT to change.
I walked into a bar and asked if they sold Guinness, the bartender said yes so I ordered four pints
I drank those and asked the bartender if they sold Lager, the bartender said yes so I ordered four pints.
I drank those and asked the bartender if they sold Bitter, the bartender said yes so I ordered four pints.
I drank those and asked the bartender if they sold shorts, the bartender said yes so I said "Can I have a pair of shorts in my size? I've crapped mine".
I drank those and asked the bartender if they sold Lager, the bartender said yes so I ordered four pints.
I drank those and asked the bartender if they sold Bitter, the bartender said yes so I ordered four pints.
I drank those and asked the bartender if they sold shorts, the bartender said yes so I said "Can I have a pair of shorts in my size? I've crapped mine".
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