Clean Jokes Thread

[Mancunian]

Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight nine.

 

[Mancunian]

I asked my German friend if he had any children, he said "nine"
I thought, wow that's a lot.

 

[Mancunian]

I asked my wife where she would like to go on holiday, she said "Hungary"
I said " I wouldn't mind a McDonald's."

 

[Mancunian]

My Irish friend thought that Sheffield Wednesday was a public holiday.

 

[Mancunian]

My friend just keeps having affairs.
I'm sure that he thinks that monogamy is a type of wood.

 

[Matthias]

During my wife's labour, the nurse came up to her and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?"

She said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."