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Debp

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1970s. A woman asked my dad to crawl through her window, and go through kitchen to open door. It was locked. My dad asks her. Why can't you do it ???

She told my dad. Because, there are two Siamese cats in the kitchen, sitting near the window.

My dad said. Good luck !! .

I love animals myself. Take care.
So she had watch cats instead of watch dogs.
 

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Smart cat. Who would have their own bathroom if they were my cat. lol
One of my friends in SoFla also trained his cat to use the toilet, long before the internet. But the cat necessarily had to have his own bathroom. The trick is to put a sheet of this sheet of plastic or rubber over the toilet bowl with a chemical scent that attracts the cat. (I assume it's the same stuff they put in kitty litter.) Once kitty gets used to coming to the toilet and standing on the edge of the bowl to do his business, you remove the rubber sheet.

That was one smart cat. Even if he never did learn how to flush.

I wish I could teach the Sneaky Labrador to use the john.
 
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One of my friends in SoFla also trained his cat to use the toilet, long before the internet. But the cat necessarily had to have his own bathroom. The trick is to put a sheet of this sheet of plastic or rubber over the toilet bowl with a chemical scent that attracts the cat. (I assume it's the same stuff they put in kitty litter.) Once kitty gets used to coming to the toilet and standing on the edge of the bowl to do his business, you remove the rubber sheet.

That was one smart cat. Even if he never did learn how to flush.

I wish I could teach the Sneaky Labrador to use the john.
One of my cats, Crystal, I adopted when his elderly owner in my apartment building died.

We always kept the toilet lid down because we didn't want the cats to fall in. One day my mom was going to use the toilet. She lifted the lid and Crystal actually beat her to the seat...and proceeded to urinate in the toilet!

After that we always kept the lid up...and Crystal always used the toilet.
 

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One of my cats, Crystal, I adopted when his elderly owner in my apartment building died.

We always kept the toilet lid down because we didn't want the cats to fall in. One day my mom was going to use the toilet. She lifted the lid and Crystal actually beat her to the seat...and proceeded to urinate in the toilet!

After that we always kept the lid up...and Crystal always used the toilet.
Wow!..really!..I never knew that they did that..did she poo in it as well?
 

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Smart cat. I had one cat who did this.

I’m gobsmacked, takes a lot for that to happen...how intelligent is that cat...I must show my Son this vid...never knew some cats did that...how would they even know how to wee in the toilet, Debp?x