New Joke 2021

[Taken]

Alright back to the question at hand.
I welcome death. Every night when I rest my head, I call on the universe itself to take my life. Never does when I request, but one day it will.

Curious...

"Where" shall the Universe "take your life"?
And "DO What" with your life?

 

[Mantis]

I wish I could hang myself. Hmm, I'm still waiting for my daughter to show up and wink wink, nudge nudge.

Don’t hang yourself. I also welcome death but I know where I am going when I die. I suffer through daily physical pain to the point of justification if I hung myself. God gives me enough strength to get through the day. Day by day. One of my best friends hung himself. It was awful. I saw the bottom of many bottles trying to get through that.

Look I want you to come to the Lord just so you shut up. You come in here all bitter and basically attacking everyone’s beliefs and expect kindness in return. The golden rule also applies to you.