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Tulipbee
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Ah, BreadOfLife, you've unmasked my celestial comedy act! Guilty as charged – my scriptural rebuttal got lost in the cosmic chuckles. But hey, in the divine comedy club, we like to think of it as a holy mix of theological banter and celestial humor.“Satan” simply means “adversary”. Peter’s advice to Jesus – although well-intentioned, we adversarial.
Showing that Peter was a flawed human being doesn’t “disqualify” Him from any leadership role that Jesus chose to bestow upon him.
I’m not sure who “You” is – but I’ve never claimed nor even hinted that I am my “own” Authority.
Let’s NOT add bearing false witness to your erroneous positions.
I realize that you couldn’t address ANY of my points with an actual Scriptural rebuttal – hence, the bad jokes.
Next time - just admit it so we can move on . . .
Now, about the papal system – let's spin this theological carousel one more time. The errors, my friend, are like theological confetti sprinkled over a cosmic parade:
a. Papal keys – more like a divine key party! Forget the exclusive locksmith showdown; we're all invited to the celestial shindig. No VIP passes needed.
b. Papal shepherd – a heavenly petting zoo saga! Peter, the exclusive shepherd? Nah, we're all in this pastoral department together, creating a divine petting zoo without favorites.
c. Solo strengthening prayer – Peter's hotline? It's a divine comedy club moment, not a one-man pep talk. We're all in for a celestial laugh and a collective boost.
d. "Protos" Peter – first among equals or first actor? It's not a papal play; it's a scriptural drama with a touch of leadership theatrics – a cosmic theater with no starring roles.
e. Alphabetical chaos – a biblical spelling bee gone wrong! Peter's name first, but not in the ABCs. Papal authority? Nah, it's just celestial linguistics having a heavenly mix-up.
f. Judas' successor – musical chairs or apostolic teamwork? It's not a papal casting call; it's a bishopric office in succession. No audition tapes needed.
g. Anathema authority – not a papal curse-off, just accountability! Peter laying down the law, and why didn't others step up? It's a divine courtroom drama, not a celestial hex.
h. Papal necromancy act – forget séances, it's Gospel resurrection! Raising the dead? Not a papal magic show, just apostolic power in the Church's divine spectacle.
i. Papal tutorial – nah, it's Gospel instruction! Cornelius seeking Peter? The Angel's GPS directing to the right apostle – no papal lecture series, just celestial guidance.
So, BreadOfLife, let's keep this theological banter rolling, where the jokes are divine, the rebuttals are scripturally spiced, and the punchlines hit like heavenly thunderbolts! #TheologicalBanterContinues #DivineComedyUnmasked