Smiling is Good for you!

[Helen]

Light relief.

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.” – Tim Vine

 

[Helen]

" I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never read any of mine.” – Spike Milligan

 

[Helen]

"“Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked him was ‘How are you getting on?'”

 

[Helen]

"My great, great, uncle Arthur died at the battle of the Little Bighorn, but wasn't involved in the fighting. He was just camping in the nearby field and just popped over to complain of the noise."
-Bob Brydon-

 

[Nancy]

Light relief.

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.” – Tim Vine

 

[Angelina]

Lolol! classic!

 

[Nancy]

Okay, these may be lame, but I like silly
What would Marie Antoinette be doing today if she were alive?-SCRATCHING AT THE LID OF HER COFFIN.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.

Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "Thanks."
I said "Don't mention it."

 

[Grams]

My Pa was in the service in WW1 and he was a cook ...............